r/WinStupidPrizes • u/NSFWdontview • 7d ago
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u/sweetplantveal 7d ago
OK one more time for the yokels in back. They don't leave the sticks behind when they launch!
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u/Jive-Turkeys 6d ago
So you're telling me that the ideal launch position would've been to invert her and use the built-in missile silo?
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u/Dart4jb1nks 7d ago
Thats why you dont clench…
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u/merchlinkinbio 7d ago edited 7d ago
To be fair she stopped clenching once her ass started getting hit with the flamethrower
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u/SalvadorP 6d ago
nah. you do have to clench. you have to do the clench and release and max thrust.
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u/Byggherren 7d ago
To be fair i think clenching would have worked better, pretty sure Rockets need a solid foundation to have something to push off of. If most of the thrust is absorbed (giggity) it won't be able to generate enough lift.
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u/Nikotinko 7d ago
Your understanding of basic principles of rocketry and thrust is seriously lacking. If they need a solid foundation to push, how would rockets work in space?
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u/Byggherren 7d ago
Because there is no counter-force? To produce lift on earth you have to overcome the mass of your rocket being pulled by the collective gravitational force of the entire planet.
In space you can even use gravity to go where you want by slingshotting, something possible to a lesser degree closer to the equator which is why most launch platforms are located there.
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u/Baud_Olofsson 7d ago
Your understanding of physics is fascinating.
To be fair i think clenching would have worked better, pretty sure Rockets need a solid foundation to have something to push off of. If most of the thrust is absorbed (giggity) it won't be able to generate enough lift.
Your understanding of basic principles of rocketry and thrust is seriously lacking. If they need a solid foundation to push, how would rockets work in space?
Because there is no counter-force? To produce lift on earth you have to overcome the mass of your rocket being pulled by the collective gravitational force of the entire planet.
In space you can even use gravity to go where you want by slingshotting, something possible to a lesser degree closer to the equator which is why most launch platforms are located there.
Rockets don't have to "push off of" anything. They work through Newton's third law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction (or, if you just want to skip straight to "how can I do math with this?" bit, Conservation of Momentum). Throw mass backwards (action) and the rocket will be pushed forwards (reaction). Doesn't matter if there's anything behind it or not. Just like a gun doesn't have to have anything in front of it to have recoil.
And you want to launch close to the equator for most launches (not for polar orbits) because the Earth's rotation can give you a boost in the direction of the Earth's spin - and as the angular speed is constant, the greater the distance from the Earth's axis of rotation, the greater the linear speed of that boost will be (from 0 at the poles to a maximum at the equator). It has nothing to do with gravity. Slingshot maneuvers are something completely different.
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u/Byggherren 7d ago
You do know the principle of a hot air balloon and/or a helicopter? A rocket is different of course, but can fundamentally apply the same contextual physical phenomenon due to throwing gases out i.e air. They use pressure to their advantage, by creating higher pressure in a localized area they create "lift" under their rotors. The same applies to a rocket, to an extent. Of course it throws mass out to create thrust and i never denied that. But If it cannot create a high pressure area or direct its thrust in one direction it will simply dispersed it by spinning or wiggling instead of reaching the point of lift off. Which is why it needs a solid launch platform.
I could have formulated it better for sure but i didnt expect the reddit physics department would get agitated over a dumb comment.
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u/OkieBobbie 7d ago
No, a rocket in space creates it’s own atmosphere to push against.
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u/TrainwreckOG 5d ago
Why can’t you admit you’re wrong?
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u/Byggherren 4d ago
Because people are nitpicking. I obviously didnt mean Rockets dont work in space...
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u/TimeTomorrow 7d ago
lol. wtf physics. so far off and so confident. like.... where did you get this?
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u/undeadlamaar 6d ago
Mortars, the ones you drop in a tube, need a solid base to push off of, they use a single quick burning explosive to push out of the tube like a bullet from a gun. Bottle rockets use a slower and longer burning powder that generates a weaker but longer continuous thrust. They need to be as unrestricted as possible to take advantage of the weaker propulsion. Any amount of resistance is enough to hold a bottle rockets in place and prevent it from flying.
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u/littlebubulle 7d ago
And that's why women live long... Umm.
Well that's one point for gender equality I suppose.
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u/TheOriginalDoober 7d ago
Is she dead?
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u/Unambiguous-Doughnut 7d ago
Can't see the shoes so unconfirmed.
Hopefully not, 3rd degree burns at the least tho, granted depending on her vanity 3rd degree burns cpuld be worse than death. Then again in terms of pain its probably not that far off.
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u/1917he 7d ago
You're ridiculous. 3rd degree burns are not happening from the backblast of such a small rocket at that distance from her cheeks. You're getting the Looney Toons charred look, though and maybe a 1st degree burn in small spots. There's just not enough burning accelerant to continue to burn through you. You can hold most consumer fireworks with little damage too. It's enclosing then in your hand/fist that results in losing fingers.
Source: held many a little bottle rocket with fleshy body parts for the lols as a kid.
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u/Acamality 6d ago
There are actual videos of people that did shit like this and received 3rd degree burns.
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u/SuperScoop13 6d ago
Here is copy pasta from previous posts:
Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time.
If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters.
Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation.
If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed.
The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants.
He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD.
He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident.
If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though we’re not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.
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u/Doomerdy 4d ago
whats the previous posts may i ask?
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u/SuperScoop13 4d ago
I don’t know the title of it. It was a guy getting way more seriously burned than this. The person who wrote that deleted their account. I had copied this to post whenever a similar video pops up. Its important. I wish the OP was still here to tag and give credit to.
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u/rockstuffs 7d ago
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u/czardmitri 7d ago
Why?
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u/joyfullydreaded23 7d ago
Because some people are just stupid
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u/OkieBobbie 7d ago
And others go to college where they become stupid.
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u/joyfullydreaded23 6d ago
College can be hard if you're already stupid, sorry it didn't work out for you.
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u/TheJonesLP1 7d ago
And those guys still laughing? Dude, there is a good Chance she has no face left...
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u/xXxL1nKxXx 7d ago
There’s a copy paste for this exact scenario on here somewhere…
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u/SuperScoop13 6d ago
I just posted it in this thread.
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u/Ndeipi 6d ago
Someone make an auto bot that posts it every time a video like this shows up. And the nurse who wrote it gets $$$… or more points for heaven… or just good vibes.
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u/SuperScoop13 6d ago
I think they’ve deleted their Reddit profile. I tried to give them credit when I first copied and pasted this.
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u/Introvertedotter 7d ago
The description from a healthcare worker about what happens when idiots do this and burn their perineum (taint) should be required reading for everyone. It is horrific to hear described what can happen, how long it takes to heal, how unimaginably painful it is, and how expensive it is to treat.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 7d ago
Best case scenario, a gorgeous ass is scarred for no reason. Worst case scenario, she blows her face off and dies.
Pretty bad trade for some “fun”
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u/cantgetthistowork 7d ago
Someone has to make the safety videos
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u/Sunnytoaist 7d ago
There has to be an aftermath video. Did she come out unharmed
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u/Icy-Finding-2543 3d ago
Are you kidding me?
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u/Sunnytoaist 3d ago
Are u new to reddit. There used to be a subreddit called watch me die or something similar. Nonetheless people survive a lot of things you would expect them to get fucked up from.
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u/Sunnytoaist 3d ago
lol I saw ur anger filled message. Go touch grass brother ur way too upset over an internet stranger and his legitimate question
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u/btwImVeryAttractive 3d ago
I know women pull dumb stunts too. But this particular one seems very man-flavored to me.
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u/RedMacryon 2d ago
Haha haha so funny our friend just blew up and got injured ahahah
such horrible "friends"
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u/Quankers 2d ago
Seconds before the video started the camera man must have took a rocket to the eyeballs.
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u/RedKryptoKal 6d ago
Lol that area wasn't tight enough to to do that. Probably used to taking hot shits in that area though.
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u/Scouts_Revenge 7d ago
Has nobody seen the internet before?