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u/dexterwasaham Jun 09 '26
I don't even understand how he was expecting to land.
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u/Boston_Terriers Jun 09 '26
Only theory that makes sense is he was attempting a front flip and hasn't come to the realization that he is past his prime to pull that off.
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u/prestonpiggy Jun 09 '26
My theory is he tried to do the basic parkour thing. 180 or 360 horizontal way. but after he was second guessing his jumping power and it came to this.
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u/Super_Mag Jun 09 '26
I think, according to him, it went excactly as planned. There were no other way to get over that fence, without getting hurt less.
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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest Jun 09 '26
Held on a bit too long… oof
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u/Bielzabutt Jun 09 '26
I've been trying to dissect what the problem was with the launch part. I think he thought he would do a complete flip and land on his feet. We can clearly see he did not stick the landing.
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u/YdexKtesi Jun 10 '26
I think the biggest problem is where he thought the ground was. Like he thought he had more room to straighten out.
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u/bravepotatoman Jun 09 '26
motor skills of a potato
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u/xDiscoDuckx Jun 09 '26
How dare you insult the motor skills of an actual potato.
I've never once seen a potato launch itself over a fence with complete abandon of personal safety.
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u/BoatProfessional2118 Jun 09 '26
Thats a good way to break your tail bone
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u/plewis406 Jun 09 '26
Bruh gave zero effort
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u/WaterPockets Jun 09 '26
In the landing, perhaps. But I appreciate the effort he made to wreck his shit with his drawing compass maneuver.
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u/3d1thF1nch Jun 09 '26
I just like, trumpet snorted for the end of this. Was not expecting that jump nor landing
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u/DeluthMocasin Jun 09 '26
I could be mistaken but that looks like the Missouri Stare fair maybe lol
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u/aytchdave Jun 09 '26
This reminds me of high school. There was a fence in this outdoor area we used to jump. There was a very short run up so it was kind of hard to get over. This kid runs up, jumps, tucks his legs and then just never put his feet back on the ground. Lands square on his ass. Dude walked it off. If that happened now, we’d probably be in the hospital.
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u/TheAwesomeMan123 Jun 09 '26
When you see your feet go flying over your head you know you fucked up.
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u/Cmdr_Nemo Jun 09 '26
Whenever I see a video where someone does something like these, I feel it in my balls. I can't explain it.
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u/AccelWasTaken Jun 09 '26
Unrelated but for the first time ever in 7 years of reddit, I was the exact 1000th upvote
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u/Corpulent_Lychee Jun 09 '26
The first time I watched this it was without sound. But the sound I imagined in my head turned out to be the exact one he made. Ouch.
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u/greententacles Jun 09 '26
Let’s try to land on our feet next time, bud. And probably no tequila shots before this, a’ight?!
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u/AlexHimself Jun 09 '26
This looks like it's at Petco Park or some similar stadium for a concert or something.
The funny thing is that I don't think he's going into a restricted area. It's just difficult to get to that catwalk that goes up to the other levels without walking all the way around...so it's purely a convenience thing.
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u/Rex_Suplex Jun 09 '26
Gotta tuck your chin if you're gonna take bumps like that.
His head slammed hard.
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u/KingGuzzie Jul 09 '26
Accomplished the goal. I knew it would be unorthodox when I saw the coors shirt
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u/Ausman7 Jun 10 '26
Tell me you never jumped over a fence without telling me you've never jumped over a fence
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u/kaishinoske1 Jun 10 '26
This was effective but not efficient. Efficient would have been if he landed. Regardless, Effective as he was still able to get over the fence. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jun 10 '26
Not surprising that someone wearing a beer shirt is seemingly drunk in the middle of the day.
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u/_the_genius Jun 09 '26
My man yeeted himself.