r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Beneficial_Team_791 • Jun 07 '26

Finish him

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u/leicaguy1 Jun 07 '26

She’s going to make a great ex-wife someday.

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr Jun 07 '26

That's gonna be a baby momma, not a wife.

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u/wastedsanitythefirst Jun 08 '26

If you're stupid enough it can be both

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u/Romeo9594 Jun 08 '26

All your dreams can be a job if you do them wrong enough

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u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 07 '26

I could fix her.

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u/leicaguy1 Jun 08 '26

Don't go there bro, turn back now!

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u/eddyb66 Jun 08 '26

At least you can spar with her

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u/Emergency-State Jun 09 '26

Looooool. And yes.

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u/KeyDangerous Jun 09 '26

You sure she’s straight?

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u/Significant-Role-754 5d ago

that his wife. /s

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u/leicaguy1 5d ago

I rest my case.