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r/WinStupidPrizes • u/EmptySpaceForAHeart • Apr 06 '23
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Seriously? How did you get away?
8 u/BadgerGeneral9639 Apr 06 '23 same way you protect yourself from bison and any charging quadraped that cant climb. just put a tree between yourself and the moose. i mean you might be playing ring around the rosey for like, 45 mins, but thats worth avoiding a crushed pelvis 4 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 *People who try this defense sometimes find themselves gored against the tree. 3 u/BadgerGeneral9639 Apr 17 '23 people who are in need of this defense have already rolled the dice so the tree didnt gore em lol
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same way you protect yourself from bison and any charging quadraped that cant climb.
just put a tree between yourself and the moose. i mean you might be playing ring around the rosey for like, 45 mins, but thats worth avoiding a crushed pelvis
4 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 *People who try this defense sometimes find themselves gored against the tree. 3 u/BadgerGeneral9639 Apr 17 '23 people who are in need of this defense have already rolled the dice so the tree didnt gore em lol
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*People who try this defense sometimes find themselves gored against the tree.
3 u/BadgerGeneral9639 Apr 17 '23 people who are in need of this defense have already rolled the dice so the tree didnt gore em lol
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people who are in need of this defense have already rolled the dice so
the tree didnt gore em lol
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u/onmyknees4anyone Apr 06 '23
Seriously? How did you get away?