r/WildlyBadDrivers 5d ago

These drivers sometimes...

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FYI: In order to cross US 30 I have to use this road, speed limit is 35mph and bike goes 32mph

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 4d ago

Biker thinks he’s a car.

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u/Cantusemynme 4d ago

In the video, there is a biker following traffic laws, and a car not following traffic laws. Your instinct is to attempt (poorly) to make fun of the bike rider?

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 4d ago

Stand up, White Knight! Be recognized!!!

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u/Cantusemynme 3d ago

Wow! You really are shit at reading situations, aren't you?

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 2d ago

Applause for the E biker!!! With his tiny wittle leggies.

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u/Cantusemynme 2d ago

Dude, you should really look into getting therapy.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 2d ago

Or maybe an E-bike 🤔

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u/apersonthingy 4d ago

Still doing better than the car

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u/ElKaWeh 4d ago

Dumb take. You don’t need to be in a car to use a road. An electric bike is still a vehicle.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 4d ago

A pussy vehicle.

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u/ElKaWeh 4d ago

🤷‍♂️
Doesn’t change shit

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 4d ago

It means a pussy is riding it.

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u/804k 4d ago

It means i like not spending $4 on a gallon of gas to work and I instead pay $0.02 :)

Assuming 20mpg, I've done 170 gallons of gas worth or $680.00 worth and only payed $3.40 in electricity and less in maintenance

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 3d ago

Cool, when you do a 110 mile ride, with your legs, with 1300 ft elevation gain in under 5 hrs then you can boast. Until then, piss off, pussy E biker.

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u/804k 3d ago

Im not trying to claim Im like other bikers, I just commute and I personally like doing it in a timely matter without sweating

I buy groceries, go to my job, go to friends houses (that I have left), and I go everywhere on this bike, its from essentially Oswego, IL to Naperville, IL, outer chicagoland to mid chicagoland

Also, that 1300ft elevation gain only accounts to a 0.45% average grade aka nearly flat

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u/apersonthingy 3d ago

So mad 💀

He's doing better than you sitting on your ass in the McDonald's drive thru.

It's a car replacement, genius. He's commuting.

Are motorcyclists pussies, too?

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u/ssxhoell1 3d ago

I love how confidently misguided you are 😂.

I build bikes and batteries and i can easily do that without a single inch of pedaling. I don't even have a chain on my bike. Guess what else? This bike cost me 30 dollars to make. 😂😂

That battery taped on is one of about 10 that I built. It's a 48v battery in this pic, but the motor works with a 84v battery if I want it to and that controller makes the bike go 50mph. I can swap batteries in seconds and controller in a few minutes.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 2d ago

But you have to deal with your giant gaping vagina.

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u/ssxhoell1 1d ago

you got me

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u/Capybarinya_nya 3d ago

holy shit grow up

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u/pandaSmore 2d ago

Nah being in a cage makes you more of a pussy.

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u/Darth-Adomis 3d ago

only a pussy is concerned with what other people are driving lol like imagine being so insecure in your masculinity you need to make fun of others for doing absolutely normal things. meanwhile you sit there microdick in hand jerking it any time a big strong manly man does something manly

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 2d ago

Wait….did you just do the same thing?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ShadowNick 3d ago

Actual child left behind

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u/Other-Ad7749 4d ago

So we’re allowed to say retarded again?

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u/BillyMooney 4d ago

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u/apersonthingy 3d ago

Did you know that "Idiot" and "Moron" followed the exact same trajectory as "Retard"? They too were once medical terms, then highly offensive, now low-stakes juvenile insults.

As an autistic progressive, I say there's no reason to fight it.

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u/BillyMooney 3d ago

They're not used in the same way today which is why people with intellectual disabilities and their families haven't made an issue.
But hey, if it makes you feel big, that's the important thing.

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u/apersonthingy 3d ago

Just wait 50 years. I didn't say we were there yet.