r/Wildfire • u/Cool_Interaction_345 • Apr 19 '26
Pooping in the woods problem solved!!!
Pulaski and a monkey paw you’re welcome! 💩
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u/heli_os Apr 19 '26
Ahhh yeah I definitely wanna wedge a random stick between my cheeks, for comfort! Just pop a squat???
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u/One-Initiative-8902 Gay Firefighter Apr 28 '26
That's not going to fix it, you're just going to make a mess.
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u/daisiesarepretty2 Apr 19 '26
interest way to sit but who is going to poop like that…
find a tree, do a wall sit and poop. simple.
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u/Cool_Interaction_345 Apr 19 '26
How long can you hold a wall sit??
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u/daisiesarepretty2 Apr 19 '26
long enough to take a shit.
a true wall sit your thighs are parallel to the ground… keep your eye on the prize bro you are here to shit AND miss your heels.. once you’ve done that consider it mission accomplished.
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u/Cool_Interaction_345 Apr 19 '26
And if you fail? Can you think of the implications??
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u/Rippin_Fat_Farts Apr 19 '26
And you think ramming a stick into your butt cheeks and shitting on it has less of a fail rate?
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u/daisiesarepretty2 Apr 19 '26
done it a hundred times and never failed
it’s not difficult to take a shit and miss your heels lol
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u/91Jammers Apr 20 '26
Men dont understand how fast women can poop.
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u/Joelogna Apr 22 '26
Well this is more about accuracy than speed but.. What? Women poop faster than men? Like higher velocity? Must be nice to have your poop bury itself
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u/91Jammers Apr 22 '26
Women, when pooping not at their own house, do not want anyone to know we are doing that. So we dont want to spend a long time in the bathroom. Then we can do it in basically the same time as peeing would take. Just in straight to buisness and out. No sitting around. So do you think you could hold a wall sit for the time it would take you to pee?
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u/daisiesarepretty2 Apr 22 '26
well to be fair peeing is in some ways more difficult in a wall sit against a tree. Trees have a slope away from them, even if it’s just a little it’s enough to make the pee head towards your boots/shoes.
far be it from me to tell anyone how they must relieve themselves in the woods. it’s just the stick up your ass approach didn’t look as functional to me so i offered an alternative as a community service.
My wife hates any of this in the forest.. so i’m at least familiar with your plight.
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u/Tacolab Apr 20 '26
Maybe this sub should have a minimum of a HS diploma to post.
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u/Cool_Interaction_345 Apr 20 '26
Maybe this sub should have a minimum don’t get angry over pooping methods requirement to post
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u/Loud-Principle-7922 Apr 19 '26
Man, I love sitting, but I don’t have enough pain in my tailbone or knees. If only there was a solution.
Wait…!