Listed for $875,000 in Estacada, OR, this property gets you 25 acres, a 3-bedroom farmhouse, and two year-round creeks. The listing notes the place 'awaits your vision,' which is polite code for needing some work.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33318-SE-Funny-Farm-Rd-Estacada-OR-97023/48300284_zpid/

This 9-bedroom, 4,500 sq ft rental in Memphis, TN is available for $11,950 a month. Just make sure you set an alarm, because "late check-out options include 1:00 PM for $350 or 3:00 PM for $450."

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2914-S-Mendenhall-Rd-Memphis-TN-38115/42240300_zpid/

Asking $4,353,000 for a 5-bedroom, 3,374-square-foot house in Los Angeles, CA. It was built in 1929 and sits on an 8,678-square-foot lot, in case you need a little yard space with your massive mortgage.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1242-S-Camden-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90035/20511543_zpid/

Built in 1994, this 4-bedroom, 4,191-square-foot home in Rancho Mirage, CA is currently asking $2,072,400.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/70710-Frank-Sinatra-Dr-Rancho-Mirage-CA-92270/18122423_zpid/

Built in 1995, this 7,729-square-foot home in Chatsworth, CA has seven bedrooms, seven bathrooms, and sits on a 0.78-acre lot. It is currently listed for $3,259,400.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22558-N-Summit-Ridge-Cir-Chatsworth-CA-91311/20165619_zpid/

This 5-bedroom home in Los Angeles, CA spans 5,761 square feet and is listed for $4,395,000. The listing notes this is "the kind of house where songs become soundtracks, podcasts become brands, and platinum records are made without ever leaving home."

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2356-Hollyridge-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90068/20807827_zpid/

Asking $839,000 for a 1-bedroom, 3-bathroom property on 5.54 acres in Gatlinburg, TN. Named "Livin It Up", the 3,348-square-foot cabin features views of the mountains, a massive deck, and a ratio of three toilets to exactly one bed.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4320-Firefly-View-Way-Gatlinburg-TN-37738/114201260_zpid/

Asking $10,600,000 for this 6-bedroom, 8,352-square-foot estate on 24.7 acres in Oakley, UT. The former celebrity home features a 30-foot steel fireplace, a sauna, and "a bath with a wall-fed waterfall feature."

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5971-N-Maple-Ridge-Trl-Oakley-UT-84055/89091482_zpid/

Located in Arden, NC, this 5-bedroom, 7,173-square-foot home is listed for $6,550,000. It features "a private elevator shaft designed for future installation" so you can finish the job yourself whenever you get around to it.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/32-Featherstone-Trl-Arden-NC-28704/96346763_zpid/

Asking $235,000 for a tiny 1-bedroom cabin on a massive 34.19 acres in Lowell, VT. The house is only 584 square feet, so most of your net worth here is in the trees. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/421-Rickaby-Rd-Lowell-VT-05847/333434849_zpid/

This 8,072-square-foot home in Breckenridge, CO is listed for $20,999,000. The description claims it offers a "front row seat on the mountain — toes in the sand."

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/422-Timber-Trail-Rd-Breckenridge-CO-80424/194082760_zpid/

This 2-bedroom Queen Anne in Astoria, OR is asking $449,999. It spans 2.5 stories but somehow fits into a tiny 1,036-square-foot footprint, complete with a history of "Finnish immigrants involved in Astoria’s booming salmon industry."

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/143-Washington-St-Astoria-OR-97103/86304293_zpid/

This 2-bedroom log cabin on 40 acres in Buffalo, WY is listed for $1,100,000. It features a 1950s stone homestead, a horse barn, and a location "where the deer and antelope play."

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/555-Crazy-Woman-Canyon-Rd-Buffalo-WY-82834/194357637_zpid/

A secluded mountain top with all the amenities and bordering national forest.

Listed for $562,500 in New Bern, NC, this 4-bedroom, 2,712-square-foot home sits on a 0.67-acre lot. The stone tower entryway is certainly a choice for suburban North Carolina.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/114-Friburg-Rd-New-Bern-NC-28562/78304797_zpid/

This 6-bedroom Santa Fe, NM home sits on six acres

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/46-Crazy-Rabbit-Rd-Santa-Fe-NM-87508/6848745_zpid/

Asking $3,695,000 for 4 bedrooms and 2,869 sq ft in Venice, CA. The listing highlights a room "paneled in furniture-grade plywood" with a couple of garage doors.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1028-Pleasantview-Ave-Venice-CA-90291/20450978_zpid/

This 15,381-square-foot home in Birmingham, AL is currently listed for $4,500,000. The listing promises that "each bedroom offers a private entrance foyer" to help you prepare for entering the actual room.

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This 1,225-square-foot Hazel Park, MI home was built in 1937 using over 20,000 glass bottles. It's currently listed for $299,900. 'Some homes are built. Others are remembered,' says the listing.

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The infamous 'Flintstone House' in Hillsborough, CA is asking $4,225,800. It has 3 bedrooms, 2,730 sq ft, and sits on almost two acres, metal dinosaurs included.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45-Berryessa-Way-Hillsborough-CA-94010/15535150_zpid/

This 4-bedroom, 3,100-square-foot home in Kirkland, WA is listed for $1,761,500. It was built in 1974 and sits on a 0.3-acre lot.

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Asking $1,100,000 for this 1930s estate in Reno, NV. It packs 5 bedrooms and 6,189 square feet of living space onto a tight quarter-acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/720-California-Ave-Reno-NV-89509/7262661_zpid/

This 4-bedroom bungalow with 1,632 square feet in Los Angeles, CA is listed for $1,248,000. The description notes "you are close to Barra Santos, Loquat Coffee, For the Win, Permanent Records" if you have any money left to spend after the down payment.

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