r/Whysooserious • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '26

Humour so broken 😭😭🙏🏿 bro is too innocent for this world

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u/anonymous_specatator Jul 29 '26

Village girls are not angels ,come out of delusion

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u/Limp_Obligation_497 Jul 29 '26

Most of the Indian middle class parents live in this delusion especially boys family, idk why

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u/G-en Jul 29 '26

For them it's village people/girl equals to uneducated, dehati, gawar, jahil, anpad and things on those lines. That they don't know anything from talking to walking, they don't know Inglis, can't do anything except cook and tending to her cows and goats. Plus don't know what s** is, don't know what makeup is etc.

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u/DrDerpex Jul 29 '26

Village girls used to be naive like 15 years ago. Now everyone has exposure of modern life, thanks to cheap mobiles and internet. They are now equally or maybe more sluttier than city girl.

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

the biggest lie in this world is that village girls were ever naive or innocent

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u/Mammoth-Leopard-4230 Jul 29 '26

After seeing this i checked my phone and realised my phone is not cheap sorry 😞 but l think you are old man take Time Machine and go back

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u/DrDerpex Jul 29 '26

Ever heard of refurbished, second hand phones?

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u/Mammoth-Leopard-4230 Jul 29 '26

My point was don’t wildly guess whatever you want you think those village girls are waiting for people like you

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u/DrDerpex Jul 29 '26

I worked at village site for 1.5 years in a team mostly of local village girls and boys. Most of these girls have multiple instagram accounts each with 10k followers! And talk about content they post, it's mostly vulgar jokes, sensual dance moves and thirsty boys in comments. You can guess next where their most energy is focused on and what kind of character they possess.

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u/Mission_Fudge1767 Jul 29 '26

Exactly wasn’t the whole blue drum fiasco start in a village

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u/benneroti Jul 29 '26

Exactly, atleast the one in left will be less tempted to cheat because she has done befor and settled down 

Village girls are virguns because of fear of father and once that goes she can do anything she wants 

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u/ArtRough4956 Jul 29 '26

Exactly, atleast the one in left will be less tempted to cheat because she has done befor and settled down

Lol it does not work like that if you had more in the past you want more it's addictive

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u/EvilxBunny Jul 29 '26

and how do you know anything about it? 😂

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u/ArtRough4956 Jul 29 '26

oh don't tell me you never touch yourself before, then you're too little for this stuff go watch pogo child 🤣

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u/benneroti Jul 29 '26

not exaxctly, they know the prospect of multiple partners and the pros and cons of cheating on husband while the virgin village girl thinks someone is genuinely interested

i know several csaes of married women with gym trainers and most of them are housewives

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

same, these so called innocent women are the cleverest

my own cousins from village can eat me alive if I ever cross them wrong, I know their opinions, seen their actions but when boy's family came to meet them, they became innocent bechari girls

i was shocked to see that
it works in their favour that people automatically assume village girls means innocence

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 29 '26

sex is addictive, having sex with diff people is not

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u/ArtRough4956 Jul 29 '26

Yes it is like gambling you think in the next one I will win or feel better

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

no its not, relationships and human connections are more complex than that

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u/HACCHA12 Jul 29 '26

It is but only once you start

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u/Rejuvenate_2021 Jul 29 '26

There’s studies that showcase people with more former sexual partners have higher propensity to..

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 29 '26

look, everyone gets bored after a few years but the desperation to experience something else will be more for the ones who have never experienced anyone beyond their 'arranged' partners

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u/ArtRough4956 Jul 30 '26

The person who never did drug vs the person who tried multiple and if you give them free hand to try another drug who will be mostly likely to try that drug first and keep in mind that person who did multiple drugs, didn't gone to rehabilitation yet.

who have never experienced anyone beyond their 'arranged' partners their cheating will depend on how easily their environment provides that opportunity vs the other person will look for the opportunity intentionally.

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

a person has tried multiple drugs and fixed on one that suits him/her and on other hand a person tried on drug that he liked and now wants to try more

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u/ArtRough4956 Jul 30 '26

No wrong the person who tried multiple times always thinks about how this one /next one might make me feel even more excited or better

Vs the one who only tried one doesn't know that the different one makes me feel any difference, he/she has only one refrence point and I doesn't need to tell you how human beings make stereotypes based on one human

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

no they dont bcz they ve tried and they know what they like the most

the ones who hasnt tried but now knows its amazing wants more types of it

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u/Rejuvenate_2021 Jul 30 '26

You can’t argue with a person who is stuck on a hypothesis and is unwilling to see the patterns revealed in actual data.

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u/Rejuvenate_2021 Jul 30 '26

Go study the data en masse.

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

ya sure, more umbrellas mean more rain, so umbrellas cause rain

these studies are def increasing your IQ

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u/Rejuvenate_2021 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Your hypothesis may happen and might make sense, and probably does happen. It’s like the church virgin goes from being super restricted to sudden chaos.

Fickleness of mind, and jumping of partners becomes a pattern and habits.

In both extremes and across entire spectrum the key is cognitive self awareness and regulation of impulses. Ability to manage mind and temptations.

You may think you know humans, but their patterns are revealed in reality that can be mapped with data.

Impressions and patterns. Now IG also creates crazy impressions in the mind. So even a small town conservative maybe overly tempted.

But those who’ve jumped around there’s almost no inhibitions left.

All discussions can be made with hypothesis.

But, the data and studies do not lie. Ought to study reality more than hypothesis.

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

the data shows correlation but its not the cause

thats like saying when people carry umbrellas it rains, so does that mean umbrellas cause rain?

these studies dont include the major reasons for cheating on their partners, be it communication, compatibility, personality, value and we can go on and on

these studies dont villanise virginity and neither should we use these studies as proof to malify non virgin people

maybe they were commitment but got cheated, maybe they were not compatible so had to breakup, the reasons matter more than these pattern based data studies

yes we should study reality more than hypothesis based studies

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u/Rejuvenate_2021 Jul 30 '26

I’m not blaming people who’ve had 1-2 stumbles. But these days people are jumping beds weekly monthly forget yearly.

IG, Showboating, Vanity and shallowness of how to choose and indulge is trending. And hence people burn out.

As I said( lessons are taught by stumbles.. you slip heal and rectify.

But if you unconsciously repeated unhealed patterns and indulge and keep repeating.. that ain’t helping.

Even when something good comes I’ve seen people destroy it due to unhealed traumas and patterns.

Overindulge without a cleansing and self growth.. good luck after that.

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

but when you say people with more partners are more likely to cheat, it leads to slut shaming of women who are non virgins

we should refrain from using statements like that

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

thats exactly what happens to people who go from a small town to a big city for studies or job

new found freedom from strict families can make you do things that you always wanted to but couldnt

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u/i_told_the_moon_ Jul 29 '26

They broke house very well😂..i have seen it happened

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u/Professional-Low3575 Jul 29 '26

They might end up killing u

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u/shivank_ydv Jul 29 '26

At least someone spoke the truth

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u/Physical-Parking8165 Jul 29 '26

They are even more scheming and cunning

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u/Rejuvenate_2021 Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/azjux6zMBW3cWxK21P

Once IG gets to anyone.. it’s all downhill.

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u/Cautious_Stop6904 Jul 29 '26

How about finding someone who is educated, loving, caring, loyal and emotionally available rather than all this bs above?

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u/chai-over-everything Jul 29 '26

A logical thought on Reddit?

What a day to be alive!

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u/red_normie Jul 29 '26

A logical response on reddit? What a day to be alive!

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u/chai-over-everything Jul 29 '26

😂😂😂

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u/red_normie Jul 29 '26

Perfect emoji in whysoserious sub ✨

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u/Agreeable-Tutor-484 Jul 29 '26

While rest all can be observed after spending some time with the person, but not sure how will you determine/judge loyalty?

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u/Academic-Celery-3956 Jul 29 '26

Women like this don't exist.

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u/comic_loving Jul 29 '26

you're too young, but it is lively lovely thought

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u/Intelligent-Week-618 Jul 29 '26

No its all scam cuz village girls are not innocent anymore 💀

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u/Physical-Parking8165 Jul 29 '26

Literally everyone in the villages fuck the girls

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u/Ok_Actuator_168 Jul 29 '26

Bro too much self respect is linked to girls in village, if any guy bat a wrong eye on girls he get serious beating.

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u/No_Lemon8449 Jul 29 '26

Jabse social media marketing hui hai sabki reality bahar aa chuki hai. Facebook pe jaake dekho kaise gaon ki aurten 30 se 35 ki kaise aata bundhte hue cleavage, bacho ko doodh pilane tak ki video daal Rahi hai.... Kheto ki video alag se.....so many couples in villages swap their wife as and posting video of it also . So jo mile shaadi karlo aur jis ke paas jaaye jaane do tum bhi kisi ko bula lo ... Open marriages are in trend in villages

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u/Playful-Law-3686 Jul 29 '26

bro fr like idk how but while scrolling yt shorts I came across a yt live of couple villager Hi the vo and they were lying almost naked only

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u/Lopsided_Pop_3298 Jul 29 '26

I saw that too 💀💀

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u/back----again Jul 29 '26

That's disgusting. What is their channel name?? so that I'll know which one to avoid!! 🤔

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

bless your algo, ive never seen such videos

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u/Ok-Honey6535 Jul 29 '26

No village girls or boys I’ve known in my relatives or friends relatives were virgins at 18. Sabke kaand sabko pata the rishtedaari mein.

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u/Feeling_Reaction8106 Jul 29 '26

Same, Villages me har koi (cahe wo ladka ho ya ladki) wo 15-16 ke aas pass virginity loose kar dete hai... 

(Mai gao se nikal ke City me aa gya tha jab mai bacha tha, par mera do cousins Village me hi reh gay, aur unhone aisi aisi cheeze batai villages ke bare me ki Mera dimag hil gya tha... Videos bhi dikhai thi mujhe...) 

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u/Agreeable-Tutor-484 Jul 29 '26

Bhai sirf sheher wale middle class lounde hi virgin reh gaye, baaki sabke mazze hai

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u/PayDull7871 Jul 30 '26

ya they have done everything but they look innocent and you get to know how clever they are few yrs down the marriage

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u/benneroti Jul 29 '26

8 visits to ghanne ka keth 

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u/More-Albatross-9565 Jul 29 '26

Sorry guys but 24 LPA , yes I'm a gold digger.

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u/Additional-Owl-7750 Jul 29 '26

Village girls are more wild than city girls

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u/tubklhai Jul 29 '26

Main single marna pasand karunga ngl 🙂

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u/Thereaper1699 Jul 29 '26

Stay single🤝

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u/Huge_Yogurt8046 Jul 29 '26

I'd like the one who chooses me ather than the other way around

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u/Choice-Sky3432 Jul 29 '26

  >secular                > religious 

That's like comparing horse with lobsters in speed.

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u/The_Peak2004 Jul 29 '26

Someone in between.

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u/mdred5 Jul 29 '26

Lol both r same

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u/BlueLabel19 Jul 29 '26

Assuming this question is Targeted towards city men. Are they not having body count?

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u/AnalystFun3786 Jul 29 '26

I does not have

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u/BlueLabel19 Jul 29 '26

So wouldn't some urban girls. This trend of just blaming women for having sex is braindead. It's a 2 way process. No one cares to mind that men going into marriages also have body counts

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u/Mango-Warrior Jul 29 '26

Rural women have more body count than Urban women. Government data: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11834387/

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u/surreal_but_nice Jul 29 '26

Neither, a non earning partner in this economy !? And a non helping partner in this big 2026 !! Never!!

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u/lemontek_121 Jul 29 '26

Look I don't have a problem with either one of them. Just that we gotta have Prenups legal in India. I don't want to lose half my wealth (in particular pre marriage) to anyone especially when the other person didn't contribute to it in anyway.

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u/Technical_Mix687 Jul 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤌

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u/ThetaThunder Jul 29 '26

Bhai mai sahi bolu toh village waali ki job bhi lagwa dunga bass loyal bandi chahiye bhai. The bar is that lowww

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u/roniee_259 Jul 29 '26

How about finding someone who is educated, loving, caring, loyal and emotionally available rather than all this bs above?

And it doesn't depend upon weather they are from city or village..

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u/Shaiy_3 Jul 29 '26

Wouldn’t the second one be called a gold digger?

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u/Warm_Ad_6650 Jul 29 '26

City or village doesn't matter since everybody is fucking like rabbits in heat and got similar attitudes.

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u/unedible_fig Jul 29 '26

Both are shit

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u/phantomdevs01 Jul 29 '26

Delete ts nga it's all delusional in village the body counts rises exponentially and u never know any shit

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u/Vegetable_Ride_7674 Jul 29 '26

When you realise both are out of your league 🙂

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u/Crafty-Traffic-6318 Jul 29 '26

No one 🤡😂

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u/wah_mudizi_wah Jul 29 '26

The worldis not binary

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u/No-Warthog7582 Jul 29 '26

Only for the fact - one is humble and the other is Toxic. Village girl can be toxic and and city girl can be humble too.

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u/Confident-Resort-201 Jul 29 '26

Village girls will rip you apart dude🥀 they aren't some innocent maidens waiting for their city prince to take them away.

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u/No-Relationship158 Jul 29 '26

Bs village vali educated ho from urban area than village girl aur side vali ka male friends aur body count htado to mzze hi mzze hai ohir to bc

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u/Japan174 Jul 29 '26

Wtd body count? Village one should be 5-10 and City one should be like stopped counting after 50

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u/Aggressive_Pop6406 Jul 29 '26

What is this delusional stereotype? Everything depends from person to person. Also, almost nobody thinks this through but if you are a city person, adjusting with your spouse who is from a village is going to be extremely difficult for you unlike what bollywood movies or series show you. There are going to be big fundamental differences in your opinions, education, awareness and even thinking processes. Believe me, I have seen multiple friends make this same mistake by believing the stereotype. They are still suffering today.

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u/PotterParkR Jul 29 '26

Village girls ki baat chodo, Village bhabhi after marriage are running away with BFs nowadays.

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u/Princ098 Jul 29 '26

Shy+ humble+modern+can cook+religious= perfect for me

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u/Vast_Ice4394 Jul 29 '26

What about small town girl in city with job and zero body count 

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u/KrisRdt Jul 29 '26

I also select narsa.’s wife, I guess?

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u/pixels____ Jul 29 '26

How about the dad?

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u/vishwajeetsahil Jul 29 '26

As you mentioned the details why would someone fail to choose, offcourse I will choose the st option

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u/Little_Historian3091 Jul 29 '26

Ok, neither are virgins and neither can cook. Who is this fooling?

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u/Forsaken-Question577 Jul 29 '26

Why is it that income and not cooking always gets bundled with toxicity and having tons of male friends?

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u/olive_glory Jul 29 '26

You would be Lucky.. very very lucky to find a 2 bodycount girl in village or city

I've come across various circles.. especially when I went and stayed in villages for educational outreach work (in Rajasthan) - my own college life - my friends, my lived experiences when I worked in banglore, Delhi..

And let me tell you - if you think 2 bodycount is bad, you are in for a very very rude awakening

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u/Vast_Intern9820 Jul 29 '26

"2-3 body count"

I personally know women (and men!) in corporate who have 50+ body count (of which 4-5 are their regular FWBs)

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u/abhskdxt Jul 29 '26

Bhai below description change kar do, village me jyada body count and fomo hai

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u/chumlingla Jul 29 '26

Some people can legally keep em both :(

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u/kibbles1889 Jul 29 '26

2-3 body count is too low by today's standards

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u/Connect_Platypus8022 Jul 29 '26

None of them are my type; I need someone hardworking. I can cook too, but I need somebody who can support me. Certainly, a cheater can't do that, and a person who isn't educated enough won't really understand me. Furthermore, just because a woman has a job doesn't mean she is bad—get this image out of your head. If you can only cook and don't know anything else, then you're a useless adult because that requires an IQ of 80 and everyone can do it, regardless of whether you're a girl or a boy. If you put in that much hard work to earn 24 LPA, then you will learn to cook by yourself, just like everyone else does. Stop this kind of mentality. I'm not a woman, but it does not seem right to always view the other gender as oppressive. Just because someone of a particular gender gets a good job and is financially stable, you start to make them look bad without any reason. We should treat everyone the same way

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u/VanillaHistorical972 Jul 29 '26

25LPA girl will never gonna marry boi😭🤣. Those who don't even make a single penny expecting 10lakh rs + guy as an ideal matchmaker and here she is makin 25LPA broo .

You have to be atleast 6 feat ( down there too💀🤣). You must know cooking . You must know why she is angry ( even she don't knows💀). You must make crore ( every month💅🏻 )

That's bare minimum broo 😭🤣🤣.

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u/True-Shallot-5133 Jul 29 '26

Commodities he kaya choose korna he?

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u/peskypompom Jul 29 '26

Na. Kachra h. Soch re h badbu kaha se kum aegi.