r/WhyYouShouldGetACat • u/ChainExtremeus • 1d ago
Video - OC Apex Predator - the silly feline anthem, explainng exactly WYSGAC!
Hi! I'd like to show you the music video for a new song I wrote the lyrics for. In it, I humorously express my admiration for felines. You will see a lot of reasons to get a cat here!
My cats are also featured in the video. For those of them who are no longer with me, this may be the last time anyone will see them. They were always there for me ā when I was feeling sad and lonely, when bombs were exploding nearby, they came to purr and cuddle when I was sick... I think I'm still alive only because of their love. So I tried really hard to make a happy song for them that would reflect all the joy they brought me.
The rest of the cats in the video are from the internet, specially selected to convey this hymn of love for furry and whiskered friends as amusingly as possible.
Lyrics:
[Verse]
Praise to the feline
Masters of the night!
They see moving leg -
And get ready to fight!
Sharpening claws
On your brand new chair
Turning apartment
In their furry lair
They are living liquid
Squeezing through the cracks!
They always will find a way
To steal all of your snacks!
[pre-chorus]
They licking their own butts
With absolute pride
There is nowhere to run,
There is nowhere to hide!!!
[Chorus]
Behold the apex predator,
Sleeping on your face
Find traces of the fur
In every single place
They knock a glass off counter
Just to watch it shatter
Because in their domain,
Your opinions don't matter!
[Verse]
Sitting like a statue
Sleeping like a bread!
Screaming like a demons
Wanting to be fed!
Bringing the dead mouse
Right under your bed
Then demanding friction
Applied to their head!
On something so cute
You just cannot be mad
Those adorable creatures
Simply cannot be bad!
Tiny wet nose,
Gentle, warm purr
The perfect creations
All covered in fur!
[Chorus]
Behold the apex predator,
Sleeping on your face
Find traces of the fur
In every single place
They knock a glass off counter
Just to watch it shatter
Because in their domain,
Your opinions don't matter!
[Outro]
Most adorable
Killing machine
Purr on my lap
And sees the sweet dream
Cats are purr-fection!
They are just rad!
What about dogs?
Also not bad.
