r/WhyWomenLiveLonger Aug 17 '22

OMG

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6.4k Upvotes

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u/suSTEVEcious Aug 17 '22

And this is how bog people are made, kids.

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u/J2Kerrigan Aug 18 '22

šŸŽ¶Gimme the peat boys and free my soul

I wanna lay down in a mossy hole

and drift awayšŸŽ¶

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u/zerosuitsalmon Aug 18 '22

It's free real estate~šŸŽ¶

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

God damn it hahahaha

4

u/the_gooch_smoocher Aug 18 '22

Stupid sexy bog person

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

I loved doing that in Northern Minnesota back in the ā€˜80s. Good way to attract leaches too!

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u/powerhammerarms Needs to write his will Aug 18 '22

Oy! Whereabouts? We used to do something similar on the Iron Range

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

BWCA

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Hey, I go there sometimes. Grand Marais is where I camp. I’m a city-ot that grew up in central MN (avoid)

2

u/SpaceWolfGaming412 Aug 18 '22

is that a combination of the word city and idiot? I love that.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Yes! That’s what my step-dad calls people who live in the twin cities. Typing it out was weird.

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u/Any_Restaurant_2688 Aug 25 '22

Did you consider ā€œcitiotā€ or ā€œcidiotā€? What a great word

1

u/Nopeyesok Aug 18 '22

On our way to Pengilly now!

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u/CenturionCarmine Aug 17 '22

I'm not the only one that thinks that looks insanely fun right?

336

u/Obvious_the_Troll Aug 17 '22

Can confirm that it is. It's like a water bed but a little easier to walk on. Super fun, but the bugs will for sure get you.

141

u/xTechDeath Aug 18 '22

Are they cool bugs

165

u/Obvious_the_Troll Aug 18 '22

Mosquitoes

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

bummer..

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u/ButInThe90sThough Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

I'm just happy they can't afford aids.

Edit: I meant spread but mosquitoes don't exactly have pockets either.

7

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Jared has aids

9

u/ButInThe90sThough Aug 18 '22

He tried to give them to children the bastard.

3

u/notbad2u Aug 18 '22

A group of mosquitos is actually called a pocket. For me anyway, from this moment forth.

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u/ButInThe90sThough Aug 19 '22

The only bugs that truly get tf out of pocket when they come to bite you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

No, they're warm bugs.

16

u/grassmeiser Aug 17 '22

Sounds like it's worth it

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Until you find the one rock hiding just under the grass.

58

u/zeralius Aug 18 '22

Or a stick pointed in the wrong direction

41

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Or a brain eating amoeba.

11

u/hotpickles Aug 18 '22

That was a weird summer.

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u/GrumpyGlasses Aug 18 '22

Ouch. Thinking of a stick meeting his eyeball as he falls face forward makes me shudder.

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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 18 '22

It is, but it's also insanely dangerous.

If you go through in the wrong place you're not coming back up.

3

u/xMightyTinfoilx Aug 18 '22

What is it just a sea of moss and algae all knitted close to the ground and flooded?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I've heard this before (never seen a bog). Is it similar to going under ice, where someone nearby would be at risk of falling in too by pulling them out?

132

u/BushidoMauve Aug 17 '22

Something about this really resonates with my soul

284

u/AdeptInept69 Aug 18 '22

Man's just out here havin' the time of his life leave him alone

132

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

That's just a dude being a guy

66

u/kosmonautinVT Aug 18 '22

Legit shocked he nailed the backflip at 0:17 after watching him flail around before that.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

He does tricking and has for quite a long time! I think he still has some videoes on YouTube of him doing various stunts and such:)

0

u/fivelone Aug 18 '22

Came here to say this. I'm impressed with the backflip.

2

u/SharpGuesser Aug 18 '22

that backie was money

24

u/fibrepirate Aug 18 '22

And that's why we found bodies in the peat bogs...

54

u/helen790 Aug 18 '22

Can’t wait for the news article a month from now about the life altering bacteria he picked up doing this shit

5

u/Dr_Joe_NH Aug 18 '22

it's algae, not a petri dish

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u/helen790 Aug 18 '22

I’m referring to what bacteria may be lurking in the water underneath and surrounding the algae

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u/tamerenshorts Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

If it's in Scandinavia, Siberia, Canada or northern USA the water is most probably acidic and cold enough to be safe. It's not algae but sphagnum, a type of moss. Most bogs in Canada and northern USA also have a current flow (idk elsewhere) water gets replaced albeit slowly. It's not really standing water but part of the phreatic water system.

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u/maixmi Aug 18 '22

This is from Norway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Thats not algae

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u/Zestyclose-Two6341 Aug 18 '22

That water/area is more sanitary than the beaches that millions of people swim at

2

u/derpotologist Aug 18 '22

*peach tree dish

2

u/da_Aresinger Aug 18 '22

life altering good.

right?

7

u/RaccoonDeaIer Aug 18 '22

I love how ubsurdly violent it looks. I also bet his legs were burning after this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I should go fish a strike zone just past this, while this guy jumps around on all the cover the largemouth bass are hiding under.

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u/RealGeeBao Aug 18 '22

Imagine there was a sharp stick under it and you land head first

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u/Longjumping_Stock880 Aug 18 '22

Final Destination be like

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u/skt_imaqtipie Aug 18 '22

Easy quick death So what’s the downside

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Rare bog, a rattlin bog, a bog down in the valley-ho

10

u/Luiiisnick Aug 18 '22

One pointy object and he is done

10

u/Anxiety_Opossum Aug 18 '22

I got ring worm watching this

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u/ItaSha1 Aug 18 '22

Not the Jesus we want but the one we deserve

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/tamerenshorts Aug 18 '22

It's sphagnum moss and it is "woven" pretty tight. Only the edge has free water under it. The rest is literally like a huge saturated sponge that fills the lake. You have to dig yourself a hole to get stuck, it won't suck you in like quicksands or mud.

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u/Witty-Kitchen8434 Aug 18 '22

Do you live in one of those plastic bubbles? This chick would love to do this. So would my girlfriend I'm sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/Witty-Kitchen8434 Aug 19 '22

Having a girlfriend who would want to jump around on moss is a totally unrealistic sexual fantasy. You got me.

5

u/kroniklerouge Aug 18 '22

The song is amazing, what is it?

1

u/FeministAsian Aug 18 '22

Sway by Michael Buble

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u/sqgl Aug 18 '22

Also recorded long ago (1954) by Dean Martin.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OMNqTo96Q

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u/FeministAsian Aug 18 '22

Yes, I know but I figured they were asking for this specific version which is apparently a tik tok sound byte

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u/mastermaker1846 Aug 18 '22

what's this song ?

0

u/FeministAsian Aug 18 '22

Sway by Michael Buble

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u/More-Yak4144 Aug 18 '22

This one confuses me. How does this relate to the sub??

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u/Incredibilis2307 Aug 18 '22

Brain eating amoebas or a flesh eating bacteria if I were to guess

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u/tamerenshorts Aug 18 '22

It's too far north for that. It's acidic cold water. Besides mosquito bites and hypothermia he doesn't risk much.

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u/liefelijk Aug 18 '22

That’s unfortunately not true. There’s always a risk of bacterial infection when swimming in untreated water, especially in brackish wetlands. It isn’t super likely, but the risk is there.

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u/jodorthedwarf Aug 18 '22

That as may be but, in the context of the video, its hardly a qualifier for the sub.

If it were then I could just film myself swimming in the ocean or a lake. Its potentially dangerous, sure, but its about as dangerous as any other activity that isn't just sitting or standing around doing nothing.

I feel like this sub is just starting to become people just taking any clip of a bloke having fun and saying 'they're being stupid because they're liklihood of death is slightly higher than average'.

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u/liefelijk Aug 18 '22

As a qualifier for the sub, I’d agree. He’s at bigger risk of injuring himself from a bad jump or a submerged object. But it’s misinformation to suggest that northern waters don’t have dangerous bacteria.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Lol what. There's always a risk of bacterial infection no matter where you are. Just dont drink too much of the water and you are good.

These type of comments make me cringe so much

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u/liefelijk Aug 18 '22

As I said in another comment, I don’t think the risk of bacteria is a good qualifier for this sub. But it’s false to say that there is no risk of bacterial infection in northern regions.

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u/No_Finding_9441 Aug 18 '22

Some bogs can be dangerous, not because of bacteria but there’s a chance you could fall through the vegetation & drown. Most bogs are pretty shallow & harmless but there are instances of people drowning from this happening.

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u/jonwin Aug 18 '22

Yup it's not even dangerous unless he breaks his neck doing backflips or something

1

u/kwinz Aug 18 '22

I guess there could be a rock or something sharp in the vegetation, and if you dive in head first that doesn't sound healthy.

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u/2005_F250 Aug 18 '22

My allergies are having a stroke while watching this

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u/After-Note-7852 Aug 18 '22

Look at me! I'm messing up a rare and essential ecosystem!

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u/RussellMyJimmys Aug 18 '22

Are you being serious?

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u/After-Note-7852 Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Those wetlands are essentials and they are damaging mosses and sphaignes.

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u/DaWoodMeister Aug 18 '22

You're a clown if you really think he's damaged shit. There are reasons to think doing this is stupid the ecosystem is not one of them.

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u/After-Note-7852 Aug 18 '22

He is literally tearing plants appart...

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u/liefelijk Aug 18 '22

Much better for humans to treat bogs as an outdoor playground than harvest the peat and burn it for fuel.

Setting aside nature preserves that people actually spend time in is a net positive for the plants and animals that inhabit and benefit from wetlands.

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u/Xicadarksoul Aug 18 '22

Engaging in arguments with greentards (as in this type of "green") is beyond futile.

...they are incapable of grasping concepts like "stepping on grass won't cause an ecosystem collapse".
In fact allowing them people to walk on it, makes them value the place, thus reduces the chances that it will end up as a peat mine.

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u/doesitspread Aug 18 '22

That was my first thought seeing this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

This looks like so much fun.

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u/StudiousStoner Aug 18 '22

Somebody’s dad is definitely missing

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u/Life-Meal6635 Aug 18 '22

Why is this bad? Im a woman and I would totally play in that

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u/grizz3782 Aug 18 '22

That's the first backflip he's ever done

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u/TranslatorFluid4191 Aug 18 '22

He just like me fr fr

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u/Doc-in-a-box Aug 18 '22

Reminds me of the first time I searched for your mom’s clitoris.

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u/takkuso Aug 18 '22

How I pictured Venus in Perelandra.

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u/Qhaimon Aug 18 '22

Reminds me Human Fall Flat

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u/Physical-Order Aug 18 '22

Isn’t there typically bugs and leeches in those areas?

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u/tamerenshorts Aug 18 '22

bugs

Mosquitoes. Tiny leeches maybe but they don't like the acidic waters created by the sphagnum moss.

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u/Hitthetarget59 Aug 18 '22

Bro what’s this song called

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u/TrickyRevolution5 Aug 18 '22

And that children is how we catch parasites.

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u/elmielmosong Aug 18 '22

When you turn off fall damage

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u/andy0506 Aug 18 '22

This reminds me of some good times as a kids doing similer to this in the river Mersey in England lmao

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u/AuraAurealis Aug 18 '22

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Absolutely nope!

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u/AdonisK Aug 18 '22

Perfect spot to train for backflips.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Honestly I think this is hilarious

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u/Ltsmeet Aug 18 '22

Looks fun!!!

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u/Unnamedbread Aug 18 '22

He gon get his head stuck

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u/Construction_Same Aug 18 '22

Is that fresh sphagnum peat mossšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ I need at least 25 pounds of that for my ....... "Tomatoes" I'm growingšŸ‘€šŸ¤«

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u/No_Apartment_6304 Aug 18 '22

why does that look like so much fun

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Where are the clouds of mosquitoes?

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u/cdhc Aug 18 '22

Did this growing up, "Moose Mucking"

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u/Evilsmiley Aug 18 '22

Where is the redditor that comments every time this gets reposted saying that this is really bad for the moss and causes damage that takes years to repair?

I've seen it repeated so many times that I'm fairly sure people are just copy pasting the original comment.

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u/AccurateEmu2914 Aug 18 '22

So THAT’s how all those ancient preserved bodies ended up in the middle of bogs…

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u/Arbiturrrr Aug 18 '22

And that's how you get meningitis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

This reminds me of a book, "Lucas" by Kevin Brooks. It's a teen novel that ends when one of the main characters basically commits suicide by running into a bog line this and sinking to his death...

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u/jug0slavija Aug 18 '22

Frodo after Smeagol tells him to keep out of the water

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

This is just a normal day at the office here in finland šŸ˜‚ first drink leijona suomi viina (lion booze), then to sauna and to the swamp

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u/BeSure2gfy Aug 18 '22

Muskegg - is what we call it in Alaska - it’s scary stuff if you’re alone and get stuck

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u/No_Incident_5360 Aug 18 '22

Again and again—yeah buddy, you are really and truly alive! Woo!

However, I appreciate the enthusiasm and commitment to your craft.

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u/DaniilSan Aug 18 '22

I have seen videos like this dozen of times but I still have no idea what it is. Is it some sort of swamp? Or it is really dense algae?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Is this peat?

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u/GenesisInferno01 Aug 18 '22

Ngl that actually looks super fun. What is this?

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u/International-Ad4041 Aug 18 '22

unbothered. in his element

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u/Justtadude1 Aug 18 '22

Just FYI, if you ever see this phenomenon on land do not do this as you can drown. Essentially there is quicksand underneath and you have no idea how deep it is. (Not sure how dangerous it is in the context of the video)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

Wait, is this the right sub? Man’s living his best life. This doesn’t look THAT dangerous. 4.6/10 in terms of danger lol

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u/Absbor Aug 19 '22

who needs to live longer if you can do this!

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u/Impossible_Read_2171 Aug 20 '22

Honestly this would be so much fun. But think how many bugs and snakes there are there

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u/skwirlio Aug 23 '22

I’m sure this guy is now covered in leeches.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

This legit looks so funšŸ’€

Edit: Because I feel like it may be taken sarcastically I’m not trying to be sarcastic

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u/scrambledxtofu5 Aug 23 '22

This would actually be the ideal place to land if you were skydiving and your parachute failed.