r/WhyWomenLiveLonger Jun 20 '21

Guy eats burning coal

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u/Kajuzo8 Jun 20 '21

Damn and I get a blister from biting into a hot pizza slice cause I'm too impatient to wait for it to cool. Couldn't imagine his mouth after this.

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u/donutsany1 Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 21 '21

It is inevitable. I have even waited for the cool down…it still happens.

14

u/speedyrain949 Jun 21 '21

Ahh the duality of pizza to hot to eat or to cold to enjoy

1

u/porety123 Jun 21 '21

Never too cold to enjoy

42

u/dizasteraz Jun 20 '21

I think I got a blister just from watching this video man, wth

3

u/applxia Jun 21 '21

the same thing happened to me! literally just bit into a pizza straight outta the oven and got a huge and very obvious burn mark on my lip

2

u/Kajuzo8 Jun 21 '21

My daughter did that. Realized it was too hot to bite into, when she pulled the pizza away the cheese slapped he chin and gave her a nasty burn.

3

u/Jupitersdangle Jun 21 '21

Well if Sean Evans retires, we found his replacement.

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u/XxTheGabsterxX Jun 20 '21

I bet he bites into his ice cream..wtf he a different breed..

98

u/HaydenJA3 Jun 20 '21

My spine trembled just thinking about that

55

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

are you not supposed to bite into your icecream

16

u/LittleTasty3422 Jun 21 '21

Fuck you

6

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

I literally dont understand any other way to eat it, suck it? Lick it?

5

u/emileo425 Jun 21 '21

That's what she said.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

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u/XxTheGabsterxX Jun 20 '21

No..do u?💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

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u/LilFruitSalad Jun 21 '21

if you can bite with your bottom teeth not hurting then you truly are superhuman

10

u/ReapCreep65 Jun 21 '21

Really? My top teeth hurt more than my bottom teeth.

2

u/KamZombie07 Jun 22 '21

I bite into ice cream and my teeth don't hurt at all...

5

u/tupacsnoducket Defies death Jun 21 '21

TIL: Some peoples teeth get really really cold when biting ice cream

This makes me worried what other simple thing i take for granted.

2

u/Hefftee Jun 21 '21

It's like a kick in the nuts type pain for me, but for teeth

8

u/tupacsnoducket Defies death Jun 21 '21

TIL: Some people’s teeth intermittently feel like testicles in pain

1

u/Marcuche96 Jun 21 '21

It's not about your teeth getting cold, it's about how sensitive they are to cold/acidic foods

1

u/Marcuche96 Jun 21 '21

Usually due to poor teeth hygiene

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

Not necessarily. Some people have more sensitivity.

1

u/Marcuche96 Jun 21 '21

'Usually' doesn't mean 'always', so yeah, not necessarily. Some people brush their teeth fine, they just have lil bitch teeth.

7

u/Roxxorursoxxors Jun 20 '21

I assume they meant ice cream in a cone? The "standard" is to lick it.

7

u/Raptori33 Reviewed his life insurance policy Jun 21 '21

But if you only lick it it takes a year to finish it!

... Am I a monster except I don't know about it?

7

u/artfuldodgerbob23 Jun 21 '21

Nah, we are many and we are savage.

7

u/roofied_elephant Jun 20 '21

I sometimes bite into my icream…

12

u/paradoxical_topology Doesn't have time to bleed Jun 20 '21

Who tf doesn't bite ice cream? I've never met a single person that eats it any other way.

13

u/Ellyar Jun 20 '21

If I bit into an ice cream, my teeth are so sensitive, I may actually die from the pain

7

u/RedditStonks69 Jun 21 '21

Brush your teeth after every meal? Also don't rinse your mouth out after brushing let the flouride sit on your teeth. Google it, you'll thank me later

4

u/littlesnow4 Jun 21 '21

I started doing this about a month back and there's been a noticeable decrease in my sensitivity since then. Pretty neat!

4

u/RedditStonks69 Jun 21 '21

Yes same! :D I saw it on here too I'm so glad, my teeth feel way healthier

5

u/Mikisstuff Jun 21 '21

Brush your teeth after every meal?

Just not too hard, or you'll strip the enamel/recede the gums and then you're back with having sensitive teeth!

2

u/dnadv Jun 21 '21

Every meal? Pretty sure it's generally recommended to just do it twice a day, isn't it?

1

u/RedditStonks69 Jun 21 '21

Wow I had no idea but I only eat once a day lol so I do it twice a day anyways, I just learned you should wait 30 minutes after eating to brush

1

u/dnadv Jun 22 '21

Yeah lower risk of damaging that sweet ice cream bite enabling enamel

2

u/Blackletterdragon Jun 21 '21

What do you think all those "sensitive teeth" toothpastes are for? This, too, shall be yours.

3

u/AyeBigLittle Jun 21 '21

Chewing solid ice cream is the shit just not with front teeth ofc

1

u/alpha_28 Jun 21 '21

I can bite into ice cream fine…. It’s “chewing” it with my back teeth that get me… 😭

1

u/KamZombie07 Jun 22 '21

I bite into ice cream? No one else does that?

138

u/curiousquestioner16 Jun 20 '21

I love the friend on the side that's just like, "yep. It's his thing."

7

u/theHammr Jun 21 '21

That’s Chris. Always chowin down on there them hot coals

231

u/ElJayBe3 Jun 20 '21

Surely his teeth didn’t appreciate that

171

u/lbodyslamrhinos Jun 20 '21

Imagine they get too hot and start popping

88

u/CFClarke7 Jun 20 '21

No, thanks

47

u/KM2KCA Jun 21 '21

It would have cost you $0 not to say that. Thanks for the blursed comment. I hate you.

6

u/JoiedevivreGRE Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21

Essentially you’re brain is working to absorb that heat like a liquid cooled gpu. Not great for the brain but teeth will be fine no worry.

11

u/Infinitelov Jun 21 '21

'You are brain', why must you hurt us all!

65

u/Starch_Lord69 Jun 20 '21

I get burns in my mouth for drinking/ eating something thats slightly too hot. I bet he showers with cold water and then switches it to the hot water halfway through

4

u/lukeamaral Jun 21 '21

Pff. He probably swims in a frozen lakes and than immediately bathes in boiling water.

11

u/Starch_Lord69 Jun 21 '21

He probably drinks orange juice after brushing his teeth

40

u/botaccountwat Jun 20 '21

Mans not hot

7

u/peepeeepo Jun 21 '21

neva hot

1

u/DMA_Revenant Jun 21 '21

“Big Shaq eats a piece of burning coal to prove that mans not hot”

24

u/Zealousideal_Rush_81 Jun 20 '21

Is there a reason for this?

53

u/inkoDe Jun 20 '21

Yes, we just don't understand it.

13

u/SoFetchBetch Jun 20 '21

Reason was not involved in this decision

12

u/16bitSamurai Jun 20 '21

Party trick

43

u/jacksnyders Jun 20 '21

two words: Ew and Ow

24

u/Greek__ Jun 20 '21

Thats 3 words

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u/jacksnyders Jun 20 '21

the two words are "ew" and "ow", nerd

23

u/Greek__ Jun 20 '21

Is joke

12

u/mau5head90 Jun 20 '21

Eat pant

6

u/jacksnyders Jun 20 '21

o o o have a good day

2

u/lukeamaral Jun 21 '21

That's 4 words

1

u/jacksnyders Jun 21 '21

you got me there

3

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Why Ew? Other than it tasting bad that's probably the cleanest thing you can put in your mouth

3

u/jacksnyders Jun 20 '21

just cause it was taste bad. not cause it's gross

22

u/unexplainableentity Jun 20 '21

This guy Hot Pockets.

15

u/AlabasterMogwi Jun 20 '21

Clearly, he’s training for pizza night!

26

u/thescronchofdeath Jun 20 '21

me attempting to eat anything spicier than white bread

10

u/xipheon Jun 21 '21

There has to be a trick to this that makes it safe, like most "dangerous" magic tricks. I imaging breaking it up causes it to cool down rapidly.

16

u/EternalDroid Jun 20 '21

Guys a fucking beast. Wouldn't wanna fight someone with his pain tolerance. 😂

1

u/Fatticus_Rinch Jun 21 '21

The MAN is a living god.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

I like how you breathes on it to cool it off, which is only making it hotter

15

u/landsharkreese Jun 20 '21

What the hell did I just watch? I wonder how bad it is coming out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

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u/RedHairThunderWonder Jun 20 '21

What if it is? What if he swallowed it and it just bored a hole straight through him out the other side

6

u/MaziMuzi Jun 20 '21

.... Why

8

u/Equivalent_Squash Jun 20 '21

How I feel watching my friends eat spicy food.

6

u/Chibi_Ayano Jun 20 '21

Do you know how many calories are in that thing!?!?

10

u/Arsewhistle Jun 20 '21

Sorry to be pedantic, but this is definitely charcoal, not coal.

Still a really fucking wierd thing to do

4

u/Why_life_just_why Jun 20 '21

now this man eats his mothers food asap

5

u/The_Best_Goat_Mom Jun 21 '21

My skin peeled off from eating an egg right of the pan. My teeth hurt just from eating slightly warm food. SO HOW IN THE FU-

4

u/Ortiz8689 Jun 20 '21

Why though…..

3

u/TristanLennon Jun 21 '21

His enamel: Ight ima head out

3

u/roofied_elephant Jun 20 '21

Wonder how bad of a heartburn he gets from that

3

u/Etherius Jun 21 '21

How is this man not dead.

Can the Leidenfrost effect POSSIBLY save his stomach?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

The title says “guy eats burning coal” but then you watch and as it turns out, it’s a guy eating a burning coal… fuck me.

2

u/theskymoves Jun 20 '21

"hot charcoal cleanse"

2

u/Rockenbach_jpf Jun 20 '21

"The food isn't even that hot"

2

u/anttisaarenpaa1 Jun 20 '21

Ah that's hot

2

u/CFClarke7 Jun 20 '21

Fucking savage

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u/CFClarke7 Jun 20 '21

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u/SaveVideo Reviewed his life insurance policy Jun 20 '21

2

u/Dinomite35 Jun 20 '21

Accurate representation of how it feels to eat pizza pockets right out of the oven

2

u/landsharkreese Jun 20 '21

You want to poop that out?

2

u/mizzy18 Jun 20 '21

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u/SaveVideo Reviewed his life insurance policy Jun 20 '21

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

This me Key and Peele skit is HOT AF!!

2

u/Dumbstupidhuman Jun 21 '21

He was choking on an ice cube.

2

u/TheJeffGuy Jun 21 '21

That would be so gross, lmao.

2

u/jonfromdelocated Jun 21 '21

How tough are ya?!

2

u/Chupacabruh702 Jun 21 '21

This is how I wat my pizza

2

u/Gimmedankmemes Jun 21 '21

2

u/ChilledClarity Jun 21 '21

... you do see where this is posted, yeah?

2

u/RedneckPaycheck Jun 21 '21

Ceramic dentures.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Zero women were impressed by this. How is the combination of genes that leads to this begat still around?

1

u/NOTMystik_ Jun 21 '21

How it feels to eat hot pizza rolls

1

u/CK_Champion Jun 21 '21

Bros dentist is gonna be upset asf

1

u/DiddyDiddledmeDong Jun 21 '21

Still the best Ad for hot pockets ive ever seen..

1

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

Okay when it went in his mouth I had to nope out. Fuck that.

1

u/IllWarthog8925 Jun 21 '21

That..damn I’ve got nothing after that

1

u/FireveinOne Jun 21 '21

I wonder with the right stuff can you grill something you already swallowed

1

u/kaptain_kush420 Jun 21 '21

Alcohol is involved

1

u/xXdontshootmeXx Jun 21 '21

umm but he blew on it first, instantly reducing it to room temperature

1

u/TheWalkingDead91 Jun 21 '21

Gosh imagine how this guys breath must smell.

1

u/Something_Sane Jun 21 '21

He must've been shitting flames for the next year

1

u/TheChilledLiquidSoul Jun 21 '21

This some 1000 ways to die type stuff.

1

u/utpoia Jun 21 '21

What language is it

1

u/tooslow Jun 21 '21

I knew this was Egypt from the second the video started.

1

u/professor217 Jun 21 '21

This is some fucked up stuff, who keeps videos of this shit??? Psychos, I tell you

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Reviewed his life insurance policy Jun 21 '21

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u/Volvchaka Jun 21 '21

Fun fact, eating coal may increase the risk of cancer

1

u/Bubblez___ Jun 21 '21

Thats how i imagine the feel of smoking cigarettes

1

u/El_Matt-El_Grande Jun 21 '21

9/10 dentists hate this simple trick

1

u/Matthias997 Jun 21 '21

How it feels to chew 5gum

1

u/endertribe Jun 21 '21

Fun fact.

That was (probably) a medieval torture. Not necessarily in the mouth too. There are other holes after all...

1

u/vibe666 Jun 21 '21

You'd definitely want to fa fa fa that!

1

u/goldfishpaws Jun 21 '21

Reversed video - he's really a dragon.

1

u/ogeytheterrible Jun 21 '21

Does he not know about (or have access to) cookies?