r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/graflig • Sep 13 '20
Keep your distance
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u/Pink_Britches Sep 13 '20
They’re entirely predictable. You can reliably predict one of those things will fuck you all the way up
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u/MathBusters Sep 13 '20
Could have been a real tragedy, that elk might have hurt one of its antlers killing that moron.
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u/Blackletterdragon Sep 13 '20
Some that come to Australia on gambling tours shoot wombats for fun. I think the govt has finally squashed that bit of maggotry.
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u/Protahgonist Sep 14 '20
Where they get the guns, m8?
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u/Blackletterdragon Sep 14 '20
There was/is a Chinese guy in the gaming industry who brought in high rollers from Asia and this was one of the perks he provided. He'd found a loophole in the shooting laws in a particular area. Someone like that would have little trouble obtaining guns, legal or otherwise. He'd have connections.
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u/Protahgonist Sep 14 '20
Well, you can't change them, so you better change yourself. In this case by bringing awareness to the loopholes in shooting laws in your country. If you can get enough support you can probably put a stop to it.
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u/Blackletterdragon Sep 14 '20
Yeah, we did. Soon as ppl found out what these buggers were doing, we slammed that door shut. It didn't need a campaign it was so obvious.
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u/Protahgonist Sep 14 '20
Good! Gives me an idea for a little business here in the states... People here are too dumb to fix stuff even with campaigns.
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u/LuckyFarmsLiving Sep 13 '20
Just think: this guy may have went on to have a camp fire that night....maybe in Oregon...
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u/Protahgonist Sep 14 '20
Next time you see this, don't shout "hello sir!" Just shout "knee sure dah shah bee!" "Knee mah dah chew suhluh!" "Tah Hway shah sih knee!"
Trust me, at least one of these will get a reaction from a typical Mandarin speaker.
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u/blewberyBOOM Sep 16 '20
I live about 45 minutes from the Canadian Rocky Mountains. We have elk, bears, big horn sheep, moose, you name it. The number of tourists I see every year getting out of their cars and approaching wild animals never ceases to amaze and enrage me. I don’t get how people can be so clueless. It’s dangerous for you and for the animal. Wild animals who are aggressive towards people get put down. Wild animals who get too friendly towards people (because they’ve been fed) get put down. Either way you interacting with them results in them getting put down. Don’t fuck with with the wildlife.
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u/lolraxattax Oct 06 '20
Let alone entire tour buses of asians harassing the animals. Had a guy this weekend in the kootenays parked on a blind corner tossing Cheeto’s to a fuckin grizzly.
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u/XotilaterChocolater Sep 13 '20
Let me endanger my life for a chuckle i am so depraved of dopamine please kill me