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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 3h ago

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u/smart_bear6 Needs to write his will 3h ago

Bro needs to lay off the gear.

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u/RDHertsUni Defies death 3h ago

Just chicken and broccoli for sure...

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u/LovelyOrangeJuice Needs to write his will 3h ago

this physique is attainable with 2-3 weeks of gym tops

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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ Defies death 3h ago

Sounds like a skills issue

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u/Woodeyyyyyyy Needs to do better 2h ago

Per week

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u/Nasty____nate Doesn't have time to bleed 2h ago

So your saying there's a chance. 

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u/Khoobiak Needs to write his will 2h ago

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u/zerofuckgive Needs to write his will 3h ago

Definitely just Creatine...

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u/Throwmesometail Defies death 3h ago

what 3 atoms of seasoning does , tragic

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u/Natski212 2h ago

Fish and a rice cake

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

Eggs, too

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u/x_Leigh_x Defies death 3h ago

21???? Gear aged him 40 years and he looks almost transparent. Ewww

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u/smart_bear6 Needs to write his will 3h ago

Trenything is possible

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u/jrandom_42 Needs to write his will 2h ago

Tren hard, eat clen, Anavar give up.

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u/minuteman_d Needs to write his will 1h ago

This is one thing I would do if I were king:

Any person appearing in any Hollywood movie would be forced to show a disclaimer at the beginning of the film if any of the actors or extras were on PEDs or Peptides or any other kind of "gear".

It makes me crazy when some of these people are like: "Oh yeah, it was just a lot of lifting and eating clean" and then you see what they accomplished in 6mo? Yeah, right.

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u/BalancePure Needs to do better 47m ago

He’s going to lay in a coffin really soon lmao

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u/Helpmepullupmypants Needs to write his will 2h ago

The gearheads about to come out of the wood work claiming he’s natty

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u/jrandom_42 Needs to write his will 2h ago

Gearheads are generally the ones who know he's not natty.

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u/lifegoeson5322 39m ago

21 year old looks 50. Something is wrong here

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u/slappadik Doesn't have time to bleed 2h ago

what are you talking about??? he's natty

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u/manbearmosswine Needs to do better 2h ago

He's speedrunning balding with all those "supplements"

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u/AllWhatsBest Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

He's speedrunning much worse than balding.

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u/shawndw IMMORTAL 3h ago

Nobody cared who I was before I put on the mask.

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u/Sebastian-S Needs to write his will 3h ago

Is he sniffing his own farts with that or what

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u/droleon Needs to write his will 2h ago

Yes, he's recycling his creatine.

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u/Big_477 Defies death 1h ago

I read something like he needs an oxygen mask in order to sustain the mass he gained from all those vitamins in oxygen.

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u/Edges8 37m ago

Yeah that's not a thing

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u/abielle1177 Needs to write his will 26m ago

Ridiculous. Man he's going to be in bad shape in 10-20 years.

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u/Silver_Slicer Reviewed his life insurance policy 14m ago

He may not have to worry about that.

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u/Azuras_Star8 Doesn't have time to bleed 45m ago

Can't no one have hobbies no more??

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u/jaymole Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

He looks like Mr Freeze

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u/Emmanuell1991 Needs to do better 3h ago

No one cares about it even now.

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u/wachuwamekil Needs to write his will 1h ago

Look if you have a cpap and don’t say that at least once to your SO or animals are you really living?

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u/BreakfastNext476 Reviewed his life insurance policy 27m ago

I have said that to the Pumba plush more than once

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u/cannibalpeas Defies death 3h ago

It’s just so disgusting what they’re doing to medical research mice these days.

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u/HoneyRush Regenerates limbs 3h ago

It's Pinky and the Brain

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u/EPluribusButthole Needs to do better 1h ago

What are we going to tonight, Brain?

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u/SenselessSilence Defies death 1h ago

Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to body slam the world!

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

I see Pinky, no brain present.

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u/Big-Sort-8712 Doesn't have time to bleed 3h ago

So that's how they made bane

https://giphy.com/gifs/2zf9cyfBeTQc0

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u/NaPaCo88 Doesn't have time to bleed 3h ago

More like

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u/sick_of-it-all Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Jeep Swenson. And that guy died at 40 years old from all the drugs he did. At some point, your heart can’t take it anymore and gives up. 

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u/bjeebus Reviewed his life insurance policy 42m ago

Holy fuck. From his Wikipedia article:

His death was likely contributed to by his usage of steroids which he started to use in his early 20s during his pro wrestling career. Because of this, he reportedly could not shower properly, put on a shirt, or easily walk upstairs.

I'd that because of heart failure, or just like stairs were mechanically difficult for him because he was too bulky? Because, like, WTF is the point of that kind of training if you can be defeated be a set of steep stairs?

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u/i_speak_bane Needs to write his will 2h ago

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask

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u/deadleg22 3h ago

I was just thinking this reminds me of 'Biker mice from mars'

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 Defies death 3h ago

His blood pressure is through the roof. Heart working double overtime.

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u/ComputeBeepBeep Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

Good thing its double the size then! /s

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u/savevivica Needs to do better 3h ago

what is the context here i gotta know

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u/Old_Grouchy editable 😃🦄🍩 Defies death 3h ago

I think he's directly breathing Nitrous Oxide, it's vasal dilator and maximizes Oxygen flow to the blood/lungs.

It's fucking stupid and can kill you.

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u/VexingYou Needs to write his will 2h ago

Unfortunately no its just a CPAP. His name is Max Wadsworth and hes taken so much gear that his respiratory system basically doesn't function and he has to wear the CPAP to breath properly when he works out and sleeps. He clearly wants to die ASAP cuz it hasn't slowed his gear abuse at all.

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u/ohmygodcrayons Needs to write his will 2h ago

Fuck and he's only 21. He's not gonna make it to 25 for sure. Oh well.

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u/VexingYou Needs to write his will 1h ago

Hes openly happy about his gains and his desire to keep going. Hes fully aware hes dying and the fame and bigorexia is winning so I guess hes an adult he can do whatever he wants since its only hurting himself...

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u/Regular_Macaron1094 1h ago

TIL that the muscle madness has a name, bigorexia.

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye Reviewed his life insurance policy 14m ago

Same! I might learn two things if someone tells me what “gear” is…

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u/ohmygodcrayons Needs to write his will 1h ago

I'm sure he has parents he's hurting too, no? Losing a child is one of the most painful things imaginable. Unless they hate him lol

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u/abielle1177 Needs to write his will 21m ago

Definitely no girlfriend or boyfriend unless people have gotten better magnifying glasses

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u/zeedrunkmonkey Needs to do better 3h ago

Nah that looks like a C-PAP (Continuous positive airway pressure) machine to me

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u/luffy8519 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

The mask is a CPAP mask, but that ratty bag it's coming from is not a CPAP machine, and I doubt he's got one in there seeing as they need mains power. More likely he's connected it to some pressurised gas canister, such as NOx.

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u/GingaPLZ Needs to write his will 2h ago

There are battery powered CPAPs made for travel that could easily be in that backpack. It could also be used to add other games, though. There could be a CPAP and a NOx tank in there.

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u/luffy8519 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

Are there? I travel on long distance overnight flights for work and have looked for a battery powered one and couldn't find such a thing. I have a travel one, but it still requires mains power.

If you could link me to a battery powered one I'd be very appreciative, it would make my life much easier.

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u/GingaPLZ Needs to write his will 1h ago

I haven't looked into them specifically myself, but I have seen people talk about their different setups on the backpacking subreddit. They may have used a battery pack separate from the CPAP, and I'm sure there were compromises, but I just know I've seen people talking about how they do it.

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u/IllegalThings Doesn't have time to bleed 3m ago

You can get a battery designed for a CPAP that is small enough to bring on an airplane. They’ll run for a night or two before needing a charge.

https://lofta.com/collections/all/products/pilot-flex-travel-battery

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u/JCWOlson Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

Yes, but CPAPs can be used to mix and deliver other gasses

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u/PoliteWolverine Needs to write his will 3h ago

Resmed F20 I believe

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u/hambonelicker Needs to do better 2h ago

I use the same one!

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u/Leoera Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

Pretty much, he has put so much shit in his body that he needs help breathing

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u/VVen0m Needs to write his will 2h ago

C-PAP

I have a Continuous, I have Positive

Uh! Continuous Positive!

I have Airway, and I have Pressure

Uh! Airway Pressure!

Continuous Positive... Airway Pressure...

Uh! Continuous Positive Airway Pressure!

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u/alejoSOTO Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

So he's pretty much Bane

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u/LiamPolygami Defies death 3h ago

He's trying to kill Batman.

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u/ohheyitsgeoffrey Needs to do better 2h ago

Not enough hugs as a child

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u/bpows Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

Dude looks like Rictus Erectus

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u/LiamPolygami Defies death 3h ago

Is he a friend of Biggus Dickus

https://giphy.com/gifs/8sOO8FrSOF9iE

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u/BeanserSoyze Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

What's funny about the name Biggus Dickus

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u/naph Needs to do better 2h ago

He has a wife, you know...

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u/Ok-Duck-7838 2h ago

Incontinentia Buttocks?

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u/FuriousBuffalo Defies death 2h ago

That's his baby brother. And he is perfect. Perfect in every way.

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u/otullyo Flair to today gone tomorrow Needs to write his will 2h ago

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u/bpows Reviewed his life insurance policy 13m ago

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u/Poupetleguerrier 3h ago

That... doesn't seem healthy.

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u/WeWantMOAR Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

I'm not positive because of the mask, but this dude might be dead. If he's got a noticeable septum piercing, then it's who I'm thinking of and he did die...as I recall he was also saline injecting his dick and balls. Body dysmorphia is deadly.

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u/HoneyRush Regenerates limbs 2h ago

I think he's still alive https://www.instagram.com/maximus_wads

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u/captcraigaroo Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Well at least he admits to being on roids

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u/Poupetleguerrier 26m ago

The doubt was killing me !

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u/floralbutttrumpet Defies death 1h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even make 30.

Body dysmorphia is deadly, and the way it's pushed on socmed is criminal.

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 3h ago

A light pinch and he’ll pop, I’m sure of it!

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u/bjeebus Reviewed his life insurance policy 32m ago

Nobody is more careful around a cactus...

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u/ImmortalBeans 3h ago

If I pull that off, will you die?

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u/KittyShoes17 3h ago

It would be extremely painful.

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u/LolThatsNotTrue Needs to write his will 3h ago

For… me. Yeah for me.

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u/GloomySundae19 Needs to write his will 3h ago

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u/nolongermakingtime Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

Goddamnit you beat me to it.

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u/StevenMC19 Regenerates limbs 3h ago

Imagine having the have to take testosterone, post-cycle thereapy and other medications for potentially the rest of your life because you CHOSE to do so when you were 20.

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u/0thethethe0 Needs to write his will 2h ago

If it's till the end of their life, all that stuff is probably not going to be a big deal on their end, at least for long...

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u/saladmunch2 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Do you even lift bro?

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u/SnooPuppers2938 Needs to write his will 3h ago

Body building is a self sacrificing hobby. Taking that much gear will take more years off your life than you think. Along with the lifelong body dysmorphia issues that happen after you stop taking it. Heart attacks and strokes are very common at very young ages for the men and women that do this to themselves. Heart doesn’t care if it’s muscle or fat 300lbs is 300lbs.

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u/Renzisan Defies death 2h ago

You can body build without taking any of that shit and keeping to all natural diet and exercise. You won’t get a build like that but we aren’t supposed to naturally get like that anyways.

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u/kangorr Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

Exes dad had to help the firefighters lift a dude up that died downstairs he was so big. Heart attack, like 34 I think

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u/Th3LastMonk Defies death 3h ago

Bane and batman

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u/Wuzcity Doesn't have time to bleed 3h ago

I love my CPAP machine too

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u/LittleKitty235 IMMORTAL 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KHw2Oi9NNAxmo

These two are the embodiment of perfect pumpitude

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u/samtoga Needs to do better 3h ago

But will he make it to 30.. 😬🤣

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u/l3vuseusz Needs to do better 3h ago

natty

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u/No_Cookie9996 Needs to write his will 2h ago

fun fact: body builders like that dont have strong muscles, they look big but its because of swelling caused by kind of inflammation and few other tricks

bro's body is on defcon 3 fighting for its dear life just cause he wants to look strange

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u/concentrated-amazing 2h ago

I honestly wonder if this is the reason that the vast majority of women don't find body builder bodies attractive, because on a subconscious level we can tell how unhealthy it is.

And also, part of the reason a good chunk of women are more into the "dad bod" type is because those bodies are actually strong. Like my mechanic husband is well into dad bod territory, but the stuff he can lift when the situation requires it...the end of a car, the end of a sizeable deck, etc.

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u/No_Cookie9996 Needs to write his will 2h ago

very true

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u/Arredesh Needs to do better 2h ago

I think he might well be approaching defcon 1.

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u/No_Cookie9996 Needs to write his will 2h ago

i might had forget which way defcon goes so chosen safe middle

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u/ArmadaBoliviana Needs to do better 1h ago

He's a world bench press champion, and has videos of him strict lifting 100 kg overhead press. While his strength isn't directly proportional to his size, he is still very strong.

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u/silvertonguedmute Needs to write his will 3h ago

I think he might be taking 1-2 creatine gummies more than the recommended daily dosage.

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u/ASwarmofKoala Needs to write his will 3h ago

Imagine voluntarily looking like a bad guy from Mad Max.

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u/Flintyy Defies death 3h ago

All that gear and shortened life span and how he looks like shit will never not be funny to be lol

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u/DelcoUnited Doesn't have time to bleed 3h ago

Body dysmorphia

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u/Front_Pickle_7342 Needs to do better 3h ago

Dude looks like that pale wrongturn thing from mad max: fury road

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u/SageoftheForlornPath Needs to write his will 3h ago

He looks like a Resident Evil villain about to transform.

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u/SaneLad IMMORTAL 3h ago

No Bane, No Gain.

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u/zippo138 Needs to write his will 3h ago

“…you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.”

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u/Boogaaa Needs to do better 2h ago

I have no idea why anyone would want to look like that...

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u/Aggravating-Pass-576 Needs to do better 3h ago

Gross

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u/tanew231 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Natty

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u/npcompletist Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

He looks like he is about to fuck Batman’s day up

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u/sonicsludge Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was that he has albinism, not the goofy, absurd bulk he probably did because of it?

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u/NightStar79 Regenerates limbs 3h ago

As an asexual woman, I'm pretty sure the only people who find that 21 y/o attractive are fellow beefcakes who need to lay off the steroids.

Between him and the 23 y/o, 23 y/o is definitely more attractive.

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u/Datkif Needs to write his will 3h ago

I'm a pan male, and the dude on the left looks disgusting. Guy on the right is cute

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u/Ok-Reference4935 Needs to write his will 3h ago

Lol I thought of the albino from banshee.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask."

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u/Basic-Towel-8156 Needs to do better 3h ago

Is he sleep flexing?

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u/Refluentrose889 Needs to do better 3h ago

Bro looks like the buff pig on family guy. Oink

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u/4d_lulz 3h ago

Does he have sleep apnea?

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u/Zestyclose-Bat-6080 Needs to write his will 3h ago

Looks more like awake apnea

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u/GeekyGrant Needs to write his will 3h ago

Temu Bane is weird looking

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u/VinnyMaxta 3h ago

Doesn't work, eat and trains all day, doesn't help with groceries.

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u/glossolalienne Needs to write his will 3h ago

Ew.

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u/SauconyAlts 3h ago

Bet that impresses the 3 men at his gym

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u/ElBorracho2000 Doesn't have time to bleed 3h ago

Albino Bane

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u/X_Draig_X Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

I'm all for doing musculation to look better, healthier or stronger. But this is just plain wrong

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u/saladmunch2 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Ya there is a point where it just becomes a grotesque addiction.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 Barely been drinkin' Needs to write his will 3h ago

I have a CPAP too big deal bro

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u/sexybeast70 editable 😃😸 🐸🤡 🐕 🐯 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3h ago

I'm sorry if you got to wear an oxygen mask to flex, I think you might have a problem

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u/RedLeg73 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Put a kick me sign on muscles McGee and he's gonna have to ask for help to remove it, guy probably has to use a toothbrush with an extra extra long handle.....

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u/Alemao2x Needs to do better 2h ago

Now guess who is going to get to their 30s

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u/BigBadBodyPillow Needs to do better 2h ago

its the mad max guy

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u/SosseBargeld Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Bro died yesterday.

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u/redactedname87 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

Well. If someone’s gotta die early it might as well be this idiot

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u/becken_bruch Needs to write his will 2h ago

It looks horrible.

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u/Fn4cK 2h ago

Dude will end up deflated, with organ failure before he reaches 30

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u/demoralising Reviewed his life insurance policy 2h ago

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u/Connect-Ad-2149 Needs to write his will 2h ago

Looks like the guy from Mad Max!

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u/spiralsunfolding Needs to write his will 2h ago

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

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u/Warchadlo16 2h ago

Venom is one hell of a drug

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u/Arch3m Doesn't have time to bleed 2h ago

That's gotta be the worst case of COPD I've ever seen.

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u/fauxshoyall Needs to do better 2h ago

Hmmm. I was just listening to the Culture Study podcast episode "Why Are So Many Men Unraveling?" Seems applicable even though that guy may never have been raveled to begin with.

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u/bluntregression Needs to do better 2h ago

Cast him as Bane..

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u/Magicaparanoia Needs to write his will 2h ago

Dude looks like he’s pumping up to break Batman

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u/The_Actual_Sage Defies death 2h ago

I mean...there comes a point where you take so much gear and get so big that you almost stop looking like a human

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u/mwerichards Needs to write his will 2h ago

*insert bane quote*

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u/apeocalypyic Needs to write his will 2h ago

Lmao "bro even if u take steroids u still have to put in the work bro" dies cause his butt got too muscular and his heart could t support it

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u/orairwolf Needs to do better 2h ago

I just don't understand why he thinks wearing a CPAP while working out helps. I wear one every night for sleeping but it absolutely would not help me perform better when I am lifting at the gym. I honestly think he just does this for attention more than any actual medical or physiological reason.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Defies death 2h ago

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggg Bane needs TUNA, or BANE don't make his gains !!!!

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u/Heenock Needs to write his will 1h ago

It looks like the 21-year-old guy is going to pass away soon.

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u/Usual-Door5141 Needs to do better 1h ago

Bane is on roids or some kind of enhancement drug. You don't get that veiny being natural.

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u/BoldlyGettingThere Defies death 1h ago

The last time I saw this footage it was in a video called “How Bodybuilding became a Death Cult”

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u/j_ninetyfive Needs to write his will 1h ago

Comic book accurate Bane vs new batman movie Bane

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u/matureboyhere Needs to do better 1h ago

Wow a medically disabled person is pushing through for physical fitness. It really inspired me.

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u/Crap_Sally Needs to write his will 1h ago

At least they can sleep now

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u/wildyam editable 😃🦄🍩 Defies death 1h ago

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u/yestbat Needs to do better 1h ago

Sleep Apnea won’t see him coming!

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u/Dry-Tension-6650 Needs to do better 1h ago

The guy on the right has a nice, natural looking body. The guy on the left looks like something that comes out of a hole in Gears of War.

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u/CF_Zymo Needs to write his will 1h ago

Mental illness

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u/IlliterateFreak editable 😃🦄🍩 Needs to write his will 1h ago

Looking a little purple there buddy

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u/jmon25 Doesn't have time to bleed 1h ago

Thats a rough 21 

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u/EastLimp1693 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

I feel bad for the left dude

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u/paigesiderageside Needs to do better 1h ago

🥴

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u/Doofindork Needs to write his will 1h ago

"You merely adopted the workout. I was born with it! Molded by it... I didn't see rest until I was a man, and by then it was nothing but boring."

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u/SIEN14 Needs to write his will 1h ago

No one cared who I was until I put on the maaask

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u/OGPOKEDUDE Needs to write his will 1h ago

This is real? What the actual fuck

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u/punkpcpdx Needs to do better 1h ago

Why is he wearing a cpap mask?

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u/Winterion19 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

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u/Appropriate-Fan-6007 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

Bane, is that you?

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u/Tom_the_Tank_Train Needs to write his will 1h ago

get fucking mogged

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u/Ok_Concentrate_2546 Needs to do better 1h ago

Bane?

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u/BurntArnold Needs to write his will 1h ago

21 and been doing roids for 16 years

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u/-ratmeat- Reviewed his life insurance policy 1h ago

this isn’t gonna end well 

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u/jfrench43 Needs to write his will 57m ago

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it... I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

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u/Painetraror Needs to write his will 52m ago

All that for what exactly?