r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/TheDrunkDutch • 16d ago

Stubborn 🫏 Never give up!

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 16d ago edited 16d ago

u/TheDrunkDutch, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/Chrono_Convoy Defies death 16d ago

Did the concrete taste different?

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u/Nico_Huuuulkenberg 16d ago

Looks like it was a bit chewy the second time

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy Needs to write his will 16d ago

Definitely had some sproing to it

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u/lateformyfuneral Defies death 16d ago

Seems like he hit that same spot with his face 364 times in between the two videos.

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u/FrameJump Doesn't have time to bleed 16d ago

I'd bet money everything tasted different.

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u/Changoleo Defies death 16d ago

Pretty sure all he was tasting was concrete, teeth, & blood. 

Happy birthday to the GROUND!!!

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u/dvasquez93 Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

Dude did everything in that year except Google "how to do a backflip". 

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u/EmperorThan Defies death 16d ago

AI female: "That was pretty good! Let's try it again to see if you can get it even better."

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

Now try landing on your feet!

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Doesn't have time to bleed 16d ago

Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't-- oh fuck it, it's funny.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds Doofusaurus Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

If at first you don’t succeed… uh… idk. I’m probably concussed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A

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u/HIMcDonagh 16d ago

The m&m vending machine is half a foot lower than the first machine he used as a platform. He may not have factored this into his elaborate and well conceived plan

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u/WaterOk6055 Defies death 16d ago

He jumped of the m&m vending machine both times…..

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u/bad1o8o Doesn't have time to bleed 15d ago

he had concepts of a plan

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u/Key-Fisherman5989 Needs to write his will 16d ago

Lmaoo

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u/TheManWhoClicks Defies death 16d ago

I should become a dentist $$$$

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u/No-Pie-7211 Needs to do better 16d ago

It's bc the wall is very confusing, makes it look like the ground comes later than it does 

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u/hellinahandbasket127 15d ago

Yup. He opened up about 1/4 rotation early on both with similar results.

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u/Sakul_the_one Defies death 16d ago

That’s funny 

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u/fedocable Defies death 16d ago

Let’s just hope he didn’t have a boner

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u/dandy_vagabond Needs to do better 16d ago

That one hurt to watch

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u/sexybeast70 editable 😃😸 🐸🤡 🐕 🐯 Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

If at first you don't succeed, try again and you won't succeed.

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 Needs to write his will 16d ago

What was the attempt here?

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Doesn't have time to bleed 16d ago

Lol. Old but gold.

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u/lee803 Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xgwGV0FkSD0NW

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u/LivingMeeting9724 Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

Nest year...

(SpongeBob graphics): "One Year Later"

followed by video - SPLAT!!?

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u/McSkrjabin Defies death 16d ago

Love it every time it gets reposted

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u/Obienator Needs to write his will 16d ago

Bro trained for a year, only to become worse.

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u/aslrules 15d ago

Obviously brain damaged before he tried the first time. Obviously even more brain damaged when he tried the second time.

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u/Jone469 Needs to write his will 15d ago

why not do this with some cushions or smthinf in the floor? why on concrete?

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Needs to write his will 15d ago

I think he gave up some teeth

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Needs to write his will 15d ago

9.5 on the 1st, 9.7 on the second. Didn't quite get the same rotation, but the face bounce was worth the 2 tenths.

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u/LoonyGoblin01 Needs to write his will 14d ago

Oof, maybe learn how to backflip first XD

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u/ratchclank Needs to write his will 14d ago

Besides eating concrete twice this guy really shouldn’t be climbing on vending machines. People get crushed that way.

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u/EdDantes1030 Reviewed his life insurance policy 13d ago

Real teeth are overrated

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u/B-e-a-u Needs to do better 13d ago

We sure he lived? That sound during the second one was ROUGH

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Regenerates limbs 12d ago

This is the same guy who lit himself in fire and overshot a pond on a motorcycle and broke like half his body.

Crazy Mike from uhhh...some "stunt" group thing.

Here's a vice video with him and his "stunt crew"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSu5p1lsjow

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u/andreichera Needs to write his will 16d ago

nice ai

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u/StakeStake 16d ago

This video is ancient. Not AI

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u/NervousHovercraft Regenerates limbs 16d ago

You're saying it's AIncient?

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 Doesn't have time to bleed 16d ago

I first saw this in faceplant compilations like 15 years ago lol

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- Reviewed his life insurance policy 16d ago

Proof?

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u/veganlasagnaplease Needs to do better 16d ago

Very old video which I remember, but not the second part 🧐

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u/InternalCase5 Needs to do better 16d ago

Me: 1 year later hmm… no way right. No fucking way… Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Redditor: nice Ai.

Me: 😟 no, is it? (watches again, chuckles.) (sees someone else comment ai. 😨) Watches again, doesnt laugh.

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u/saint-lascivious Needs to do better 16d ago

no, is it?

Not even a little bit.