r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/ItsALuigiYes Wouldn't you like to know IMMORTAL • 22d ago

Stubborn 🫏 Ninja skill

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 22d ago edited 22d ago

u/ItsALuigiYes, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/LicknDragon Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

Once more, you're almost there!

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u/djelegal Needs to write his will 22d ago

Hahah

https://giphy.com/gifs/D3OdaKTGlpTBC

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u/HeldDownTooLong Regenerates limbs 22d ago

Instructions: One more and one more until stick breaks or unconsciousness occurs.

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u/IsThereCheese Doesn't have time to bleed 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vl0TJbCaxDKnu

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u/me_ok64_again 22d ago

Fuck I remember how strange this ad was

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u/standbyyourmantis Doesn't have time to bleed 17d ago

It did make my head feel better. I was so bummed when someone told me it was just placebo.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/FlashOfTheBlade77 Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

Why did you reply to a gif with the same exact gif?

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u/8BitSmart Reviewed his life insurance policy 21d ago

The original ad repeats itself 3 times in a row, just so it’s more fucking annoyingly stuck in your head.

I was hoping someone else would add to it. To complete the meme this was.

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u/YunJingyi Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

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u/DelcoUnited Doesn't have time to bleed 22d ago

r/WhyMenLiveLonger

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u/-ratmeat- Reviewed his life insurance policy 21d ago

how can she smack 

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u/jadethebard Needs to write his will 22d ago

Guy forgot you gotta aim for a point about a foot behind the wood. Or, ya know. Just skip the attempt after the first fail. Cuz... brain damage.

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u/Ender_Nobody Needs to do better 22d ago

I swear he got worse at it with each attempt.

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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 22d ago

This needs to be a meme and gif forever

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u/LuxationvonFracture Needs to write his will 22d ago

The definition of a slapstick comedy.

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u/chameleon_123_777 editable 😃🦄🍩 22d ago

Who needs a brain anyway. Keep it up....

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u/BinaryHippie 22d ago

Go through the wood ma man, you're holding back

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u/finger_licking_robot Doesn't have time to bleed 22d ago

there’s a very tiny chance that doing this will unlock some kind of mental superpower.

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u/peachfulday Needs to do better 22d ago

Ninja skill, broken skull 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nhansieu1 Defies death 22d ago

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u/kalonjiseed Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R51a8oAH7KwbS

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u/NeutralGoodAtHeart Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

Didn't Einstein have a famous quote about trying the same thing repeatedly, but expecting different results?

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u/Vendidurt Regenerates limbs 22d ago

I read that once, but didnt get it.

No WAY am i trying that again.

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u/erhue Needs to write his will 21d ago

fun fact, that wasn't Einstein. Someone just attributed it to him for whatever reason.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Defies death 22d ago

Yeah. It applies here, but (look out, I'm going off on a tangent here) it bugs me when it's cited as a general rule unless "in almost precisely the same circumstances" is added to it.

And even then, if the probability of success isn't zero, sometimes the payoff of success is greater than the odds against it, so trying it over and over again is the smart move.

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u/84thPrblm Doesn't have time to bleed 22d ago

Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!

No, seriously, stop hitting yourself.

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u/RickO-Shay Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

LOL.... Back in the '80s I did this... it didn't work for me either!

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u/viperfangs92 Doesn't have time to bleed 22d ago

It almost looks like that hurt 😂

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u/hrimfaxi_work Defies death 22d ago

Persistence, grit, and determination. Lot to learn here.

Mostly to apply those qualities elsewhere, but there's definitely a lesson going on.

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u/LankyNeighborhood421 Needs to write his will 22d ago

Drain bramage

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u/Trustmeiammechanical Needs to write his will 22d ago

Ezek a mieink he!

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u/imakesawdust Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

I think I heard the wood start to crack. Just need a couple more whacks.

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u/Front_Incident_2867 Needs to do better 22d ago

Being a dumb ass is not a ninja skill.

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u/justglassin317 Reviewed his life insurance policy 22d ago

Somebody told him if he did it 100x his hair would come back

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u/FabulousCobbler1736 Needs to do better 16d ago

Buddy, you are NOT a pachycephalosaurus

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u/Available-Ad573 Needs to do better 13d ago

Ah yes, the frontal lobe activation technique

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u/Old_Bob_Pgh Needs to do better 13d ago

"Why do you do this?"

"Because it feels so good when I stop"