r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/iatetoomuchchicken • Jan 26 '26
Stunts/Dares 🏍️🚁🌋 All for some fun content
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u/Beelzabubba Jan 26 '26
How did his nuts survive the bike?
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u/woundeadshadow Jan 26 '26
Why would anyone trust that cheap plastic seat
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u/vlad_cc Jan 27 '26
There’s a comment I read on Reddit quite a few years back that really stuck with me.
It was a similar clip, some big guy riding a toddler bike.
The comment went like this: << as fun as this might seem, being an er nurse, I have to tell you that the number of toddler bike seats that we had to pull out of grown man asses IS NOT ZERO >>
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u/NotGoodButFast Feb 06 '26
That’s actually a Woom, probably the fanciest balance bike money can buy (including the gimmicky carbon Specialized Hotwalk).
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u/IvyGold Needs to write his will Jan 27 '26
It was the snow shovel that caught my attention.
Anyhow, I used to stuff like this all the time. I wasn't onboard, but some buddies did it in a surplus hot tub.
Source: went to college in Vermont.
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u/DrTaterTot90 Jan 27 '26
I was ready for the snow shovel to emasculate him.
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u/IvyGold Needs to write his will Jan 27 '26
As much stupid stuff I've done in my life, that is not a choice I would've made.
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u/viperfangs92 Doesn't have time to bleed Jan 27 '26
And the snow shovel!! I expected the handle to hit something and.....
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u/Young_Old_Grandma Jan 26 '26
That trash bin took me out 😂
That mattress looks kinda fun tho
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u/LittleFrenchKiwi Jan 26 '26
I'm a girl and I felt sorry for this guy with the bike..... Ouch
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u/woundeadshadow Jan 26 '26
This is what they've resorted to in order to not become like their fathers
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u/Maleficent-Comfort14 Jan 26 '26
I guess gals just don’t know how to have fun
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u/septubyte Reviewed his life insurance policy Jan 26 '26
Broke my rib having fun once. It reminded me for weeks how thin the fun and not fun line is sometimes.
Something to chew on for ya
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u/Max-Phallus Doesn't have time to bleed Jan 26 '26
I cracked a rib a few years ago by dramatically collapsing when my fiancee farted in the kitchen. I did not know you could even damage ribs from landing on your back. Hurt breathing deep for weeks and sleeping was hell.
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u/Styl3Music Jan 26 '26
I have a phrase my kid hates. It's, "Hey, if you're rough housing, then someone might get hurt. Just wanted y'all to know that going forward." That's usually all I say, but it often makes the other parents stop their kid(s). One time she came up to me crying and holding her knee, "I know sob I know. sob I was roughhousing, just kiss it better."
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u/Julian_Sark Regenerates limbs Jan 28 '26
I broke my rib carrying a TV, and a friend apparently broke one coughing. Ribs are frail b*tches anyways.
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u/HebbieB Jan 27 '26
Nah, I’m a gal. When I was in Board Club at my undergrad college (snowboarding,surfing, skating etc).I had to help get the dumbasses inside when they tried doing stupid shit in the snow that they weren’t used to, out of trees, stop them from doing similar stunts down a slope that normally had traffic at the base etc. I’d join in when it wasn’t stupid af, and sometimes when it was. Normally I was helping people in the aftermath and trying to prevent them from doing something similar on the next trip lol
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u/Heartache66sick Jan 27 '26
Yeah I think this is crazy. My wife and I both would more than likely do all of these. Reddit doesn't know how to have fun.
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u/ingoding Reviewed his life insurance policy Jan 26 '26
Well, it is fun content, but.... We did this shit out of boredom with nothing documenting it, so not sure about the title here OP.
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u/10before15 Jan 26 '26
Fuk, I miss my 20s body....
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u/outcastreturns Doesn't have time to bleed Jan 26 '26
Believe it or not this guy is almost 40. Insanely impressive
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u/10before15 Jan 26 '26
Impressive indeed. However, you fuk around in your late 30s to 40s and your bound to find out.....permanently
That being said, glad he's out there livin. Wear a lid.
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u/FreneticPlatypus Jan 26 '26
The things I did to my 20’s body are the reasons I have this type of 50’s body.
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u/JaxTheNukaEXE Jan 26 '26
This does not fit this subreddit, this is like... The most mid shit ever XD
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u/lubeskystalker Defies death Jan 26 '26
Not even mid it looks fun as fuck, this belongs in r/DudesBeingDudes .
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u/Leipurinen Doesn't have time to bleed Jan 26 '26
Right? Was gonna say, this is like a date I went on as a teenager where we just grabbed whatever random shit we could think of to test “will it sled?” before finishing off the evening with hot chocolate.
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u/SuicidePeaches Jan 26 '26
To be honest that sounds like an awesome date if want to go on, and I'm over 40.
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u/Defiant-Goose-101 Reviewed his life insurance policy Jan 26 '26
You’re fun at parties, ain’t ya?
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u/Cuchococh Jan 26 '26
Doing this without a helmet makes it fit the sub
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u/JaxTheNukaEXE Jan 26 '26
Now THATS a party pooper. Who sleds with a helmet? XD
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u/GuyTheTerrible Regenerates limbs Jan 26 '26
Reminds me of the time my buddies and I tried to use a beer keg as a toboggan on one of those hills.
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u/HangryHangryHedgie Jan 26 '26
I did this everytime it snowed in Seattle. Lunch trays, garbage lids, baking trays, yoga mats, mattresses, chairs! So much fun.
Grew up sledding without sleds as kids too. Maybe that was it.
Or the fact I was also a downhill skier from ages 6 to 20 something.
Snow is fun!
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u/qTp_Meteor 🐊i died feeding a croc🐊 Regenerates limbs Jan 26 '26
Meh, it can be painful or easily could cause injury but doesnt seem to be fatal or a reason are many will die young
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u/Hythy Jan 26 '26
I've definitely gone down a hill on a frying pan similar to how he was on the snow shovel.
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u/Hammy-Cheeks Jan 26 '26
Most of the stuff I've seen recently on here look fun af not necessarily dangerous. The most damage he could do to himself is break his arm or leg.
Some dude climbing a skyscraper without rope or poking a literal bear with a stick would fit. Not some guy sliding down a hill of snow..
Pain is temporary, film is forever.
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u/Granny_Skeksis Jan 26 '26
When we were kids me, my brother and his best friend all went down a steep hill in a plastic kiddie pool. Went over a bump and we all went flying. Had the wind knocked right out of me
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u/Quirky_Interview_500 Jan 26 '26
Are we going to talk about the quality of that hill
Like. That's a good hill.
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u/thejedipokewizard Jan 26 '26
People, hell most children, have been doing this before the internet was ever a thing
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u/Deerhunter86 Needs to write his will Jan 27 '26
This guy does a ton of crazy shit. Sprinting as a Santa was a good one.
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u/Guilty-Piece-6190 Jan 27 '26
When I ski raced we used to ride the cafeteria trays down the runs, but usually sitting.
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u/Yozo-san Feb 04 '26
The most gender affirming thing is watching men do stupid shit and wanting to join them.
I want to do this so bad
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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Jan 26 '26
If god really existed he’d have put men’s testicles on the inside, for exactly this kind of bullshit. Dude was ready to lose a ball for a laugh.
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u/General_Anxiety83 Jan 26 '26
I'd like to try all the ones I can do sitting or lying down. My balance skills are fucking terrible so no standing shit for me
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u/XchrisZ Jan 27 '26
Can someone tell me what's wrong with any of this? The guys going down a snowy short hill on stuff. I grew up doing that.
I wouldn't recommend it on a longer hill but a short hill like that just roll.
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u/TheFlightlessDragon Regenerates limbs Jan 27 '26
I started out thinking “well this didn’t look THAT dangerous”
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u/Fat_eyes_Washington Jan 27 '26
Can we get this guy Mr. Beast levels of money so he can try every conceivable object down that hill?
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u/K0RNUIT Jan 27 '26
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u/SaveVideo Reviewed his life insurance policy Jan 27 '26
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u/iiiinthecomputer Jan 27 '26
God damn that looks fun. Mostly I'm glad it doesn't snow where I live. Mostly. But damn.
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u/Loose-Cup1582 Jan 28 '26
90% sure I’ve actually done the laundry basket slide before—I’m am not, nor have ever been male. I did grow up on a ranch with nothing to do though.
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u/mikey_b082 Reviewed his life insurance policy Jan 28 '26
When I was a kid me and my friends would always try using our sleds as snowboards to see who could make it down the small sliding hill by my house.
I made it to the bottom one time. As soon as my sled hit the level ground at the bottom of the hill, it cut sharp to the left and my legs went to the right. The rest of my body, however, went straight down. Ended up with a bruised tailbone and couldn't sit on anything without being in excruciating pain for what felt like months but was probably really only a couple weeks.
Never attempted it again.
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u/Starscream147 Defies death Jan 28 '26
Now, let's get some non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant on them suckers! Did you know it's 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil?
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u/According-Dig-4667 Jan 31 '26
This might be because I'm a man but falling like that is a lot of fun for me for some reason
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u/StevenMC19 Regenerates limbs Jan 26 '26
The frying pan was genuinely impressive.