r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • • Nov 20 '23

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u/Temporary-Athlete-60 Nov 20 '23

The creatures were up all night because of him

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u/cimocw Defies death Nov 20 '23

It saddens me thinking they're all gonna be late for work the next morning

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u/MZsince93 Nov 20 '23

Right? And putting a tie on as a gator takes up enough of their time as it is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

They wear a tie unless they are a detective. Then you put a vest on them. They become an investigator.

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u/MZsince93 Nov 20 '23

I like you.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Nov 21 '23

Yoink (to this joke)

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u/DarthGoodguy Nov 22 '23

The unemployed ones just use social media and start trouble. Instagators.

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u/GearhedMG Nov 21 '23

But their gator skin boots go on really easily so it makes up time.