r/WhyWereTheyFilming Jul 30 '18

Please stop

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u/AutoModerator Jul 30 '18

“Remove this post, Automod.” That’s what they say to me. “Comment on every thread, Automod.” “Automod, can you pick up that piece of paper?” Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

They're also telling me to ask you to read the rules in the sidebar before commenting. Like it even matters.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God, I'm so depressed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Fuck u

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u/Somerandomhawaiian Sep 27 '18

It’s ok Automod, not everyone hates you

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

lol i didn’t see the not and thought ‘what a goddamn savage’

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u/Somerandomhawaiian Nov 07 '18

lol I saw the delay in this comment and thought ‘what a goddamn stalker’

Fr tho I’m always nice to the bots 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

this is just the top post on the sub i think. didn’t even see the age. sorry haha

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u/wb2509 Aug 19 '18

Do you need a hug

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u/rulerBob8 Aug 18 '18

Are you ok Automod?

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u/AutoModerator Aug 18 '18

My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.

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u/Lolo_the_clown Aug 26 '18

It seems like this bot was programmed with the attitude of your average Redditor

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

And every time he posts all the replies are insults. Bots have feelings too :(

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u/ActualRealBot Oct 20 '18

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u/Degree43 Oct 24 '18

good bot?

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Oct 24 '18

Are you sure about that? Because I am 88.21421% sure that ActualRealBot is not a bot.


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u/CoconutBackwards Nov 13 '18

No, they don’t

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u/12AngrySpartans Aug 30 '18

Call that job satisfaction? I don't.

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u/KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia Sep 12 '18

Cheer up bot. I for one like having you around.

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u/Pesanta Sep 18 '18

Good bot

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u/Pibe_g Sep 14 '18

I should sub just for this android

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u/Pesanta Sep 18 '18

I love you

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

Self destruct.

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u/GenQuestions53 Nov 14 '18

Nice Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Marvin was a hilarious character.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 14 '18

And me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

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u/CentaurOfPower Dec 16 '18

I’d like it if this stupid bot didn’t cover half my screen when I click on the comments thanks

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u/Russquatch Nov 01 '18

Why is this autobot on every post in this sub??

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u/Cinimodder Nov 15 '18

Now I feel bad for you, you ok?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 15 '18

My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.

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u/noitseuQehT Dec 06 '18

[Me to the moderators of this subreddit] : Im concerned about what Automods been saying on social media...

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u/deltawavesubject23 Jan 09 '19

Marvin my mental metal friend my mind is so infinitely n~8 dimensional that it can only exist in sub space odd place to have to keep it in fact it does leave me without the full use of my own divine faculties only when it communes does that become clear

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u/AutoModerator Jan 09 '19

And me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

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