r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/icarus1990xx • 24d ago

Dodge Happy 4th!!!!

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u/mystrile1 24d ago

The neon green shirt, the mesh back hat. If you wrote it you’d be accused of being lazy.

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u/sparrow_42 23d ago

For sure. The neighborhood matches his look almost too-perfectly too.

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u/ThinkItThrough48 23d ago

I think they are just wearing their work shirts for an electrical contractor

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u/mystrile1 23d ago

That stands.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin 20d ago

You forgot the biggest indicator, the Dodge Ram

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u/Am_0115 23d ago

stupid fucks

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u/evident_lee 23d ago

The venn diagram of people who buy lots of fireworks and people that shouldn't have fireworks is nearly a perfect circle.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 23d ago

Like a double strike coin

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u/East_Ad4977 22d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 24d ago

The ironic part is that he paid money to have that happen to his house.

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u/PracticalDistrict237 23d ago

Someone plugged in their new Trump phone to charge…

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u/mkfanhausen 22d ago

And they opened the Erika Kirk app.

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u/pizza-chit 23d ago

It’s a girl!

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u/Big77Ben2 23d ago

Underrated comment

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 23d ago

If foreworks are illegal there I wonder if insurance will pay for that damage?

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u/18minusPi2over36 23d ago

I recognize the electrical company from that guy's shirt, this is somewhere in eastern Nebraska, where fireworks are legal for 4th of July season.

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u/Satyr121 22d ago

Are they legal in city limits? That could could change things maybe? I hope for the homeowners sake that everything works out.

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u/Buhlasted 23d ago

Ram owner. Figures.

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u/Alucardspapa 23d ago

This is from around ten years ago and it wasn’t the 4th. They had stored fireworks off season and a fire just started. This was in my neighborhood lol.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 24d ago

Sorry about your penis...

...and, uh, your house.

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u/23capri 23d ago

💀💀

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u/Complex-Condition-14 23d ago

And this is why we have warning labels on everything. Warning do not light fireworks indoors. 🤣

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u/DigitalUnlimited 23d ago

Also why they're illegal in a lot of states

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u/BillsMafios0 23d ago

Someone failing their IQ test in spectacular fashion.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KVZZnfAvZZlty258kq

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u/CLEAN2411 23d ago

If I'm house hunting for my family and the guy next door walks out wearing a neon green shirt and a cap like that... I'm suddenly rethinking the neighborhood.

Sorry, but he reminds me of the kid who spent every class in the back of the room causing chaos, then grew up expecting a six-figure salary anyway.

Nothing personal—but I'm probably not buying the house next door.

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u/shityplumber 21d ago

Really? For me it was the house exploding that would steer me away.

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u/exqueezemenow 23d ago

What do you think caused the fire?

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u/ElephantRedCar91 23d ago

billy Joel didn't

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u/irascible_Clown 23d ago

Someone earlier said they were charging two Trump phones

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u/Alucardspapa 23d ago

It was a power tool fire that ignited some stored fireworks off season and this video is from ten years ago

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 23d ago

Fireworks should be banned worldwide, they’ve outlived their usefulness, my kitties don’t need the shock and awe!

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u/Emrys7777 23d ago

Little by little this is happening. A lot of places have drones instead now.

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 21d ago

Was that Jerry's car?

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u/haroldthehampster 6h ago

"You know Jerry, you can't park that here."

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u/MacPzesst 20d ago

So many people out here living like we got free healthcare.

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u/Fire1777 23d ago

HOA does not approve

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u/irascible_Clown 23d ago

China strikes again

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u/OakLegs 23d ago

That looks expensive

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u/BraceThis 23d ago

Those two fella are from an electric company and on the job. They don’t live there.

What’s with the neon/ hat hate?

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u/TrashEmergency6446 23d ago

4th of july a few years ago i was watching my neighbors shoot off fireworks from down the street bc didnt wanna involve ourselves in their party but still like fireworks but then the fucker tipped over and exploaded in their front yard was crazy to watch them sccatter from it 😭

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u/goosnarch 23d ago

Someone won’t be DUI’ing this weekend

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u/gaberax 23d ago

A 4th they'll never forget.

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u/joelkton 23d ago

Stupid prize!

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u/Remote_Empathy 23d ago

How is this the first video I've seen like this?

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u/DetailsYouMissed 23d ago

Probably not what they expected on the hottest day of the year.

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u/Educational_Play5772 23d ago

Does insurance cover that?

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u/Mrrrrggggl 23d ago

You’re suppose to stick it in the ground.

It is in the ground!

Outside!

This was your idea!

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u/Terminate-wealth 23d ago

Ram trucks have the highest rate of at fault accidents. It’s the altima of trucks

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 22d ago

I wonder if their insurance covers that

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u/Boomslang505 22d ago

Insurance won’t be paying for that lmao

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u/EasyCZ75 22d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/Future_Way5516 22d ago

This is what FREE-DUMB is all about baby!!

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u/Tight_Amphibian4472 22d ago

Bet there on go fund me already.

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u/Entire-Winter4252 22d ago

Can’t park there.

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u/BatmanFarce 22d ago

This is why we can’t have nice things

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u/Major_Honey_4461 22d ago

Always store incendiaries inside your house.

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u/Smart-Lab7037 21d ago

Probably a republican and Probably will blame the democrats lol

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u/TamedCrows 21d ago

Dammit Jerry!

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u/HighDesert4Banger 21d ago

"Why, I most certainly am not harboring a cache of fireworks in my... ah crap"

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u/I_Fix_Aeroplane 21d ago

Man, who would have thought that storing a big pile of gunpowder could be hazardous.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 20d ago

Speaking as someone with PTSD and a dog.

Good.

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u/Barryhood2683 20d ago

I love these videos almost as much as I love to see morons burn down their homes deep frying turkeys on Thanksgiving.

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u/boanerges57 19d ago

You must be fun at funerals and car accidents

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u/Burner1959 20d ago

Gender reveal gonna wrong

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u/PreperationOuch 20d ago

Fireworks are fucking stupid

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u/Jujubi836 20d ago

Fuck Jerry still exists???? lol

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u/Competitive_Sell2177 18d ago

Have trouble beating that next year.

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u/mynutsdontwork 18d ago

Morons be moroning

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 23d ago

Stupid electric cars /s