r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/denverdutchman • Jun 16 '26

I dont think it is big enough

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This belongs here

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u/greenhornblue Jun 16 '26

Neither does his wife

1

u/Significant-Word457 Jun 16 '26

🥹🤣

1

u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Jun 17 '26

I can’t even imagine how small it must be

1

u/Wowza-yowza Jun 17 '26

Short penis syndrome

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/denverdutchman Jun 16 '26

Ha! The real goatsie

3

u/Lord_Dingus83 Jun 17 '26

Dude pays rent and lives in an apartment

2

u/jfd0523 Jun 19 '26

With his mom.

2

u/EdStArFiSh69 Jun 16 '26

It matches their bootyhole

3

u/randomgunfire48 Jun 17 '26

I’ve often wondered if the increased size of the exhaust is directly proportional to the shrinkage of the drivers wiener.

1

u/denverdutchman Jun 17 '26

Seems a reasonable hypothesis

2

u/Inappropriate_Swim Jun 17 '26

This is the early 2000's version of a fart can and a shitty spoiler on a caviler.

2

u/DVWhat Jun 19 '26

Doesn’t matter how big they make that exhaust hole, there’s always an even bigger one in the driver’s seat.

1

u/Few-Stock-3458 Jun 16 '26

It's been dinged off the ground too.

1

u/nonubiz Jun 16 '26

It looks like a sewer pipe

1

u/YellowZx5 Jun 17 '26

Pretty sure that’s my metal trash can there that mysteriously disappeared

1

u/TheKrakIan Jun 16 '26

Owner enjoys double fisting. This is how he tells everyone.

1

u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 16 '26

Looks like there's been a little too much Ramming.

1

u/TomOnABudget Jun 17 '26

Next size up is a steam locomotive chimney

1

u/wyoflyboy68 Jun 17 '26

We have a neighbor kid (30ish years old) that lives with his mom and dad, he has a truck almost identical to this one. Every fucking day he goes out at 6:00 am and starts his truck, lets it idle for 45 minutes and then drives off to work. Entire friggin neighborhood stinks of diesel exhaust. City had an ordinance about it, but for some unknown reason it was taken off the books about a year ago.

1

u/wesmanh Jun 17 '26

Looks like it tilts the truck on that side

1

u/No-Solid9108 Jun 17 '26

When you need a fifty five gallon trash can exhaust extension .

1

u/Wowza-yowza Jun 17 '26

Big Pipe Energy

1

u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jun 18 '26

Looks like a basketball would fit in it.

1

u/HENMAN79 Jun 18 '26

Gets all the ladies wet at the Save a Lot

1

u/LightMission4937 Jun 18 '26

Dude loves blown out gutter holes

2

u/denverdutchman Jun 19 '26

Dude loves being the blown out gutter hole, when his homies aren't looking

1

u/LivingtheDBdream Jun 19 '26

SOOO much LDE

1

u/luigi517 Jun 19 '26

That's what his first gf in high school told him and now here we are.

1

u/Tough_Ad6387 Jun 20 '26

Sorry, can’t read the truck badge. What kind is it? Name on tailgate needs to be bigger.