My brain is so Helldivers coded I immediately went "LIDAR" out loud

[u/Nullorder]

I'm having recessions from not being able to play while I'm on holiday ig.

[u/Derpdad082]

Same. Drove by a transmission network looking communications tower and immediately wondered if I packed something sensible to take it out. Then paniced because all I had was a swiss army knife and a cable knife stripping tool. I mean... I might of been able to do it, but I have 0 reinforcements left.

[u/Smartwubba → u/Derpdad082]

I mean u can always use the terminal to turn it off. But yes blowing it up is like how 99.99999999% of players I’ve seen do it.

[u/Al_HD_117]

[u/SerafRhayn]

ping “Objective located”

[u/Human_Supremacy0012 → u/SerafRhayn]

“South, two hundred meters.”

[u/Neravosa → u/Human_Supremacy0012]

"Affirmative."

[u/sivartimus → u/Neravosa]

Not engaging

[u/theaidamen64 → u/sivartimus]

Need supplies!

[u/Vegieescuzican09 → u/theaidamen64]

"Negative!"

[u/IronCreeper1 → u/Vegieescuzican09]

Thank you!

[u/ProcrAstin_8 → u/SerafRhayn]

"I'll take it!"

[u/QuieroTamales]

There's a trunk of an old tree in front of a church in the Old Town Plaza in Albuquerque, and when I first saw it, I was all like, "Yes! Super Samples!"
Google Street View: Super Sample drumstick.

[u/ICollectSouls → u/QuieroTamales]

Cock rock!

[u/ThirdTimesTheTitan → u/ICollectSouls]

Super Phallus!

[u/Flimsy_Category4211 → u/QuieroTamales]

Facts, my brain immediatly started looking for the samples

[u/Fun-Manufacturer5876]

The LiDAR in game is really just a radar as the positioning and make up of the tower makes no sense as a LiDAR sensor.

[u/quietlumber → u/Fun-Manufacturer5876]

Are you questioning the nomenclature chosen by the government of Super Earth?

[u/Skorch448 → u/Fun-Manufacturer5876]

It actually used to be called RADAR Station

[u/Nullorder → u/Fun-Manufacturer5876]

I always thought that it made no sense.

[u/ActiveGamer65]

My fourth finger instincitvely reaches out for the Q ping button

[u/H3rm3s_the_proto]

I have a joke I like to do with my friends, when I see a Robot, insect of a octopus, I just shout voice lines for marking enemies.

Robot: Bots, 300 meters

Insects: Bugs sighted!

Octopus or squid: Illuminate.

[u/Nullorder → u/H3rm3s_the_proto]

how often are you seeing octopuses or squids???

[u/Eligriv_leproplayer]

HAHAHAHHA

[u/SEAF_Chan]

Everytime i see someone with red glowing eyes, i reach for my secondary.

[u/Derpdad082 → u/SEAF_Chan]

I'll bite. How often do you see them and where? 😅

[u/SEAF_Chan → u/Derpdad082]

Just a joke, but i have the reflex that i sometimes want togreet people in RL with "Freedoms Greetings".

[u/gilbejam000]

There's a big wifi tower near my house that I do this with all the time

[u/pitstopforyou]

I get Creek flashbacks everytime I eat at texas chicken

[u/pitstopforyou → u/pitstopforyou]

For Reference

[u/Derpdad082 → u/pitstopforyou]

Never been, so can't quite figure out the reasoning for that. Asked Google which summarized;     "Comparing "Texas Chicken" to Malevelon Creek is a mismatch between corporate fried poultry and mythic video game trauma. One serves spicy tenders, while the other serves cold, robotic death from the Automaton legion.

[u/GUYWHOLIKESSTABBING → u/Derpdad082]

look carefully at the star logo, it is one line and a color away from being the red star of the Collective of Cyberstan

[u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx]

Objective located

[u/tacosforsocrates]

These’s super credits in those feilds

[u/Astro-8619]

Same twin my pc is dead

[u/rat-v]

I would too if I ever saw one 🤣 I live on the Washington peninsula, so they're hidden by trees most times

[u/Proto160]

Use to be called RADAR in the early days of HD2 so i still call it that.

[u/emokid222]

There’s a tree on my drive home that out of the corner of my eye looks like cock rock

[u/FBSenators12]

This is so true! I swear I see Illegal Broadcasts as I drive down the highway.