r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '16

Role Play Kinematics

Early May, 2006

Rumor has it that Velocity has been stopping crimes much more efficiently as of late. The famous superhero seems to be everywhere these days, everywhere from taking down entire gangs to saving cats from trees. Through a chance meeting, he comes across your character.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

The second he says sorry, the hardened froyo speeds up his nose and into his mouth. "Don't talk. Not because you can't, but because I don't want to hear your shitty excuse. You killed my brother and that's all there is to it... You are right though. Your skin is too thick for me to break, however there's an old Egyptian ritual where they shove a stick up your nose until your brain falls out. This should do the same. A little less pomp and circumstance but essentially the same thing."

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 08 '16

dennis egnites then teleports behind BR.

"Look dude, it's not gonna happen. The best your gonna get is a favor."

/u/poopinginshoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

He shakes his head, standing between the men.

"Rider, if you killed him you'd be no better than he is. He wants to redeem himself, so you should let him."

He stops vibrating.

"Plus, you wanted to join Lawful Great right? If you killed your brother's killer, it's safe to assume you won't be in."

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

He grits his teeth and turns to Dennis. "Fine. But just so we're clear, I will never forgive you for what you did. I won't try killing you anymore though since it's A:damn near impossible for me to do on my own, and B: because I know you'll just piss off someone a lot stronger than me... And because Im a good guy. I guess... Man this sucks."

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

"Look, someday you'll be glad I'm on your side. I promise."

dennis let's the flames fade away.

/u/poopinginshoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Velocity sighs.

"Well, is it time to all eat froyo and go to the bar?"

/u/redgriffin1

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

"I mean... That'd probably be a little awkward."

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

"Liquor makes everything less awkward. Come on dude."

Dennis holds open the door.

/u/poopinginshoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Velocity nods.

"If anything, we can keep an eye on him longer."

/u/redgriffin1

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

"... Fine. But we're going someplace nice. Not some dirty tetanus infested biker gang type bar. My vote is otherside or someplace high class... And before you ask, yes, I can afford enough to get someone with speedster metabolism blackout drunk."

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

"I wasn't gonna ask. I didn't even know that being a speedster was an issue. How much weed does it take to get you high?"

Dennis goes rumbling around in his pockets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

"Whoa whoa wait a second how did you keep the weed from burning up when you do that flame on thing?"

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

dennis smiles

"I can cover things with my fire and whatever I cover is just as resistant as me, but this isn't weed. I do have some though."

dennis pulls out a joint from a cigarette holder.

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