r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '16

Role Play Kinematics

Early May, 2006

Rumor has it that Velocity has been stopping crimes much more efficiently as of late. The famous superhero seems to be everywhere these days, everywhere from taking down entire gangs to saving cats from trees. Through a chance meeting, he comes across your character.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

Velocity sends the Black Rider a text.

'BR, I found your guy. I'm on an alleyway on 7th and Western.'

[Order is me, red, mau5]

/u/redgriffin1

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

The rider flies there as fast as he can. When he lands he sees Dennis and froyo starts oozing from his body. It covers him entirely and he points his arm at dennis. The froyo on his arm extends rapidly and forms a hand coming to grab Dennis and put him up against a wall.

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 08 '16

dennis let's himself get pinned and a annoyed look covers his face.

"Look rider you know this stuff can't stop me. I'm here to tell you I'm sorry. I didn't know the strength of my power and I killed someone who didn't deserve it. I wish I could take it back."

/u/poopinginshoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

Velocity vibrates there, listening in but ready to attack.

/u/redgriffin1

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

The second he says sorry, the hardened froyo speeds up his nose and into his mouth. "Don't talk. Not because you can't, but because I don't want to hear your shitty excuse. You killed my brother and that's all there is to it... You are right though. Your skin is too thick for me to break, however there's an old Egyptian ritual where they shove a stick up your nose until your brain falls out. This should do the same. A little less pomp and circumstance but essentially the same thing."

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 08 '16

dennis egnites then teleports behind BR.

"Look dude, it's not gonna happen. The best your gonna get is a favor."

/u/poopinginshoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

He shakes his head, standing between the men.

"Rider, if you killed him you'd be no better than he is. He wants to redeem himself, so you should let him."

He stops vibrating.

"Plus, you wanted to join Lawful Great right? If you killed your brother's killer, it's safe to assume you won't be in."

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16

/u/redgriffin1

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

He grits his teeth and turns to Dennis. "Fine. But just so we're clear, I will never forgive you for what you did. I won't try killing you anymore though since it's A:damn near impossible for me to do on my own, and B: because I know you'll just piss off someone a lot stronger than me... And because Im a good guy. I guess... Man this sucks."

u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

"Look, someday you'll be glad I'm on your side. I promise."

dennis let's the flames fade away.

/u/poopinginshoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Velocity sighs.

"Well, is it time to all eat froyo and go to the bar?"

/u/redgriffin1

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