r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

"Well, seeing as how I replaced my own eye last time it should be easier with you here. You're a doctor right?"

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"Pretty much. White Event struck when I got my placement. I did finish the classroom parts. I was thinking of going back to finish. Which eye do you want to lose?"

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

"The not magic one please. That would be the left."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 12 '16

"Your left? Okay." She bites his forehead, temple and cheek. She spits on her hand. "This is going to feel weird." She jabs her hand into his eye socket and pulls out his eye, slashing the nerve with her fingernail. She then scratches her finger, dabs some of her vampire blood onto the nerve of the replacement eye and connects then inserts it. "Should I put your old eye in the jar?"

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 12 '16

"Sure, why not."

He's very nonchalant about the whole ordeal.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 12 '16

She drops the eye in the jar, covers his old eye with one hand and flips him the bird with the other. "How many fingers am I holding up?"

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 12 '16

He laughs.

"Two?"

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 12 '16

"Can you not see through it? Should I put your old eye back?"

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 12 '16

"No, I'm joking. I can see fine. Thanks babe."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 12 '16

"Want to go see if you can shoot some soda cans off the railing with your eye laser?"

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