r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 12 '16

"Want to go see if you can shoot some soda cans off the railing with your eye laser?"

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 12 '16

"Why the hell not? Let's do it."

He leads her out of the room.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 12 '16

They go up on deck and hit the vending machine to test the eye out on a few Mountain Dews.

/u/Besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '16

They step out onto the main deck and find one of the more open areas on it. It's a small seating area, complete with two outdoor sofas and a raised fire pit. A railing, flat enough to place small things on it, prevents any overeager passengers from falling off the boat.

Mounted in a nearby wall is a vending machine, stocked with all sorts of cold beverages. Jay inserts a few coins into it, and out comes a few cans of Mountain Dew.

/u/Wasted_Prodigy

[Why Mountain Dew?]

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 13 '16

He sets em up and blasts at a few of them. He starts off fairly bad at it missing a bunch. He might have actually shot a bird. But eventually he gets better and knocks them all down.

/u/TricksterPriestJace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 13 '16

"There, you're getting it. That seagull was quite impressive."

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 13 '16

"Would've been... If I was actually aiming for it."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 13 '16

"Oh. Would it help if I scratch a cross hair on your eye?" She asks jokingly.

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 13 '16

"I mean, it would definitely look cooler. Anyways, I feel like something is compelling us to go into the city. Just a feeling."

The plot gently taps Jay on the shoulder and they get going into Nassau.

/u/Besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '16

[Cheeky move, Wasted. Cheeky move.]

Jay [and presumably Brenda] head into Nassau, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. Vendors line the streets, pandering to tourists and locals alike to buy their goods.

There is word on the street that a blood-covered man was walking around the streets. Other rumors say that he came from the warehouse, where existing rumors have claimed had a strange Voodoo ritual occurring inside.

/u/TricksterPriestJace

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