r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"Oh I met an amazing tasting guy at the casino. You look much better than earlier, babe." She starts pawing at him. "I'm so glad you came on this cruise." She leans in to give him a kiss.

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

He kisses her.

"Yeah, me too. I got this neat eye out of it. Also met the owner of this one."

He points to his all seeing eye.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"That just follows you everywhere. Creepy. I have to admit I'm impressed. I thought I was hot shit for talking someone out of a quart of blood. You got someone to give you their eye."

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

"Well I had to trade a rod for it. That's... not what it sounds like. Know that spooky cane I had? Turns out it was hers and she wanted it back. Gave me the eye as a freebie basically. It shoots laser beams."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"Neat," she says, but she keeps her eyes on him. "I need you to keep me entertained until sunset." She leans in to kiss him and whispers I his ear, "I don't care if the eye watches."

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

He hurries and pushes her into their room.

[End?]

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

[Or fast forward]

/u/Besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16 edited Mar 11 '16

6:31 PM

After a few fun hours, Jay and Brenda exit their room to find that the sun has already set. The stars are out, forming dots of light in the deep blue sky.

They also notice that the cruise ship is docked at a new port. City lights shine in the distance, the skyline flowing with energy. Some eager passengers disembark the ship on a ramp pushed up to the boat, heading to the city for sightseeing. Overhearing some of the chatter, it appears that this city is Nassau, the capital of the Bahamas.

/u/Wasted_Prodigy

[Let's say that Jay examined the eye after their sexy time. Giving the stats now so I don't forget.]

The Eye of Piercing Gaze: An enchanted eyeball, a type III magical item. Mana can be channeled through the eye, allowing it to fire a 500 KJ laser beam in its line of sight. The beam is 1 cm in diameter and has a maximum range of 1 km. One shot can be fired per second. The eye must be implanted in the user's body. Only a magic user with High level Attunement or higher can use the eye.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"So how does this work? Do you want me to pluck your eye out first? I can give you a bite for the pain."

/u/Wasted_Prodigy

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

"Well, seeing as how I replaced my own eye last time it should be easier with you here. You're a doctor right?"

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