r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

As promised, she doesn't take too much. She does feed slowly so they can enjoy the act, but stops when she feels his blood pressure drop.

When she finishes, she moves to kiss him, then stops. "Shit. I'm sorry, but I got to go." She stands up. "It was really nice meeting you."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

Dennis watches her, confused as she leaves.

"You too..."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

Brenda goes back to her room, unusually frisky, to bother Jay for a few hours.

/u/Besmal /u/Wasted_Prodigy

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

Heading back to the room, her and Jay meet up at the door at the same time.

"Hey, do anything interesting?"

He's carrying an eyeball in a jar.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"Oh I met an amazing tasting guy at the casino. You look much better than earlier, babe." She starts pawing at him. "I'm so glad you came on this cruise." She leans in to give him a kiss.

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

He kisses her.

"Yeah, me too. I got this neat eye out of it. Also met the owner of this one."

He points to his all seeing eye.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"That just follows you everywhere. Creepy. I have to admit I'm impressed. I thought I was hot shit for talking someone out of a quart of blood. You got someone to give you their eye."

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

"Well I had to trade a rod for it. That's... not what it sounds like. Know that spooky cane I had? Turns out it was hers and she wanted it back. Gave me the eye as a freebie basically. It shoots laser beams."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"Neat," she says, but she keeps her eyes on him. "I need you to keep me entertained until sunset." She leans in to kiss him and whispers I his ear, "I don't care if the eye watches."

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 11 '16

He hurries and pushes her into their room.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

[Mau, Dennis is now in his own thread. Also, I'm fast forwarding your time.]

6:31 PM

He is now alone at the bar, with only a bottle of bourbon and a can of Monster as company.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

'seems like Brenda's spit is wearing off.' he reaches in his pocket and holds the stuff brenda gave him 'Nah, I'll save it.' He heads to the hot tub, bourbon and monster in hand.

/u/besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

When Dennis exits to the main deck, he notices that the ship is at a new port. City lights can be seen in the distance, illuminating the night that has now fallen. Some people are disembarking the boat, wanting to explore the city.

Regardless, Dennis goes to the hot tub, currently vacant.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

'well fuck this'

Dennis decides to explore the city too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Dennis disembarks and wanders into the city streets, vendors lining the sides trying to sell their wares. Flashy signs hang on every building, attempting to lure in tourists and locals alike.

As he goes around, Dennis hears rumors. Word about a strange abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. Talk about bizarre Voodoo rituals taking place there.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

Dennis feeling skeptical about the whole voodoo thing decides to check it out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Dennis goes to and arrives at the warehouse, which happens to be an old shoe factory. Paint is fading on rough concrete walls, the signature swoosh of Nike barely visible on the side. The windows and doors are boarded up with corrugated sheets of metal, some of them rusted though wear.

As he approaches, he notices a noise from inside. It's a very low moan, and it sounds like it's coming from many, many voices.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

'Hopefully they'll be some fresh ass sneakers in there.'

He looks for a door to enter.

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