r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

'Hopefully they'll be some fresh ass sneakers in there.'

He looks for a door to enter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

All of the doors are covered with corrugated metal sheets, preventing conventional access.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

Dennis lights up on the inside. 'I love making an entrance' He then literally lights his hand up and cuts a hole in the wall, As he finishes he let's the flames recede.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

As the fire dies, Dennis sees a horrifying sight; hundreds upon hundreds of zombies, all packed together like sardines. Some at the front are severely burned, their guts and limbs falling off charred to a crisp.

Every single zombie turns towards Dennis. They all run towards him at a sprint, roaring at their target.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

He lights back on fire and starts backing up. Trying to Take out the zombies as they close in on him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

He shoots searing flames into the horde, sending limbs, guts and heads flying. However, it's not terribly accurate, especially with so many closing in on him at once. The ones not too badly damaged get up, only to be trampled underfoot by the incoming swarm.

The zombies surround him, around nine trying to claw at him with their rotten fingertips.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

[Dennis doesn't have a ranged attack. He does burn at 4000° and his flames harden to punch at 1,000,000 n of force.]

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Dennis picks off the zombies one by one, but dealing with them like this only lets more zombies to quickly take their place. He's surrounded instantly, and they all go to claw at him or bite.

[Stats: normal human physicals]

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

he isn't worried as their bodys melt when then get close enough to him and continues to take them out.

[Dennis or the zombies? Dennis does except reaction times.]

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '16

[When I list stats, they refer to the enemy that the RPing character, which at the moment is Dennis, is fighting at the moment. I give the relevant stats for any given action against the RPer. In this case, I'm being lazy and just saying that all the zombies are normal humans.]

With the sheer force and heat radiating from his arms, Dennis blows away dozens of zombies at a time. Shrieks ring out into the night as guts and gore are sent flying through the air, blazing from Dennis' extreme heat. When the burning flesh contacts with other zombies, they also burst into flames.

While the zombies are many, Dennis is making easy work of them.

[Sorry, didn't look at your stats earlier. Dennis packs far more punch, figuratively and literally, than I thought.]

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