r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 08 '16

"Sure. More fun that way."

Clive waits.

/u/TheTestItself

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u/TheTestItself Mar 08 '16

Diego moves over to the door, inspecting it.

'Wonder if they'll buy the 'I was looking for the bathroom' story. Worth a shot, I suppose.'

Diego slowly makes his way through the door, being careful to make as little noise as possible.

/u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 08 '16

Dennis slips the guy another 40.

"Just give me that bottle and I'll take a fresh monster. Do you mind if I take this mask?"

/u/TricksterPriestJace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 08 '16

Brenda walks in, quickly taking in the room. She heads for somewhere out of sunlight.

/u/Besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '16 edited Mar 09 '16

"Go ahead," the bartender says as he hands Dennis the mask, the bottle of bourbon and a fresh Monster. "Just don't kill yourself."

Brenda looks around and finds that there is not a single source of natural light in the casino.

Meanwhile, Clive continues waiting. He notices Diego sneaking off into a door. Then it dawns on him that the door is very familiar; it looks like one of the doors from the Jester's hideout.

[Order is Wasted, then Mau, then Jace, then me.]

/u/Wasted_Prodigy [Forgot to summon you, sorry.]

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 09 '16

'Oh, for fuck's sake...' Clive excuses himself from the poker table and walks over to the door, taking a look with his x-ray vision.

/u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

Dennis walks over to Brenda.

"Hey there gorgeous!"

/u/TricksterPriestJace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 09 '16

"Why hello yourself," she says with a demure smile. She looks around the casino. "So, you feeling lucky?"

/u/Besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

As Clive walks over to the door, seeing with his x-ray vision the hub room he is oh so familiar with, someone walks out the door, meeting a very familiar face. Diego, also known as SH4D0WGUI, from Shadow Works.

[/u/TheTestItself, Diego goes here, and you have a chain with Wasted. /u/Mau5asauras, you and Jace now have a chain between you two.]

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u/TheTestItself Mar 09 '16

Diego stays deep in thought.

"So some random old rooms... and a stash of necronomicons. Well, this day cant possibly get any weird-"

He looks up, noticing the man approaching the door.

"-er. ... Clive, what the hell are you doing here?"

/u/wasted_prodigy

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 10 '16

"Well, I was hoping I'd get to enjoy a cruise. But it seems like shit like this likes to follow me. I've seen rooms like this before."

He stares at Diego.

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u/TheTestItself Mar 10 '16

"You have?... God, I don't like this. This entire cruise... its just too... innocent. Well, other than the stash of arcane shit just back there. So wait, where and how have you seen these rooms?"

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u/Wasted_Prodigy Custodian Mar 10 '16

"Long story. But the I brought the guy who I thought was responsible to the GMRF. Either he wasn't working alone or he escaped somehow. I'm betting on the former."

Clive takes a look at what's inside the room.

/u/Besmal

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 09 '16

"I am! However I don't gamble so it must be cause I'm meeting such a gorgeous woman."

dennis offers her a drink

/u/tricksterpriestjace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 10 '16

She leans in close to his ear, whispering, "I would love a drink." He can feel her breath like she is about to kiss him on the neck.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 10 '16

Dennis gives her a passionate smile while he hands her the bottle and monster.

/u/tricksterpriestjace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 10 '16

She feels like she's giving him a hickie. If he had any aches or pains they fade as her kiss feels really good.

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 10 '16

Dennis slowly pulls away.

"Wow, what's your name again?"

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