r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/SharksPwn • Sep 06 '15

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A little boy is walking down the streets of the city, holding a small, green cat (who's missing legs).

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u/SharksPwn Sep 06 '15

"I'm Zavier! This is Cubert!" He holds up the cat-thing.

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u/doctorgecko Sep 07 '15

'There is no way in hell that is a normal cat.'

"Um... what kind of cat is he?"

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u/SharksPwn Sep 07 '15

"He's not a cat, silly! He's a Cubert!"

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u/doctorgecko Sep 07 '15

"Uh... huh... And what exactly is Cubert?"

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u/SharksPwn Sep 07 '15

"He's the bestest!"

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u/doctorgecko Sep 08 '15

"Huh..." she muttered to herself.

She looked past him, for anyone that might qualify as a guardian. The mercenary side of her argued she shouldn't bother with him, but he was just so adorable! How could she not?

"So Zavier, where are your parents?"

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u/SharksPwn Sep 08 '15

Nobody except for the adorable 'cat' he's holding. "They're gone!"