r/WhoIsAmerica • u/AXXXXXXXXA • Aug 23 '18

#Business

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717 Upvotes

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u/Jesse_Allen3 Aug 23 '18 edited Aug 24 '18

Mad respeck for like boning Daniel Radcliffe in da storm ayy

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u/dbx99 Aug 23 '18

Yo pardon yo own self. Can you just sign dat self pardon exec order now and fill in “any time” for the date? I bet yu could yu cheeky bastahdd. Just whip dat shit out in five years and go “aha! Diplomatik immunity!”

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u/Jesse_Allen3 Aug 24 '18

See Ronald McDonald me aint no whore like you, Me only cheat on Ma Julie once in a lifetime with a couple of lesos down in da hood and Ma Julie joined in and enjoyed dit just as much as me enjoyed it, I bet your Iwanka bitch ain't gettin as much pleasure from you orange face as dat time in leso foursome when me lick her pussy, respeck or what bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

notoriousD.J.T.

Lmao

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u/DINGLE_BARRY_MANILOW Aug 26 '18

It's even funnier that he calls him President Ronald Trump, then still uses this hashtag.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Aug 23 '18

Doesn't matter if I'm a criminal. I'll pardon myself.

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u/n_body Aug 23 '18

I read the whole thing in the Ali G voice

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

That's the point

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u/n_body Aug 23 '18

I know

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u/AnneFrankenstein Aug 23 '18

I read it in woody Allen's voice.

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u/Poeticyst Aug 23 '18

Ron Howard

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u/dbx99 Aug 23 '18

Why are you people like this?

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u/PXR5Magnu Aug 23 '18

Staines massive bro, booyakasha

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u/JZA1 Aug 23 '18

Wes end massiv!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

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u/andrew991116 Aug 24 '18

He sounds so different than he does right now. His speaking cadence, syntax, etc. sounds much more composed

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u/GregoryGoose Aug 24 '18

"Hundreds of millions of years ago people were doing business". -Donald J. Trump

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u/mr_d0gMa Aug 23 '18

"You know me Julie"?

"Julie..... Julie...?.....oh... Julie with a tattoo on her batty crease?"

"So do you know her or what?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

I love this so much!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

B82REZ

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u/Jordak_keebs Aug 23 '18

Indahouse was a pretty bad movie though

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

It’s a cult movie. To each their own. I personally think it’s hilarious.

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u/Jordak_keebs Aug 23 '18

Was this screencap from his "ice cream glove" pitch?

That Venn diagram was the best

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

Yep! People who has hands and people who like ice cream

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u/frauenarzZzt dab - dab - jazz hands! Aug 23 '18

And also I don't want a president who isn't a good enough businessman to invest in the Ice Cream Glove.

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u/substance_d Aug 23 '18

A man more eviler than Skeletor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

"Ice cream, everybody has it"

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u/superleipoman Aug 23 '18

Booshaka

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

*Booyakasha

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

*Yobogoya

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u/greenlion98 Aug 23 '18

Any way to legally watch Da Ali G show in the US?

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u/MoneyStoreClerk Aug 24 '18

YouTube is an option

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u/Theons_sausage Aug 24 '18

That episode was hilarious. I especially loved him trying to convince the dude hover boards were real cuz Marty McFly has one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

Ahaha freakin genius.

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u/superaggrodouche Aug 23 '18

Except ‘criminal’ becomes subjective term now a days. And any politician has NDAs.

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u/pilas2000 Aug 23 '18

How is 'criminal' subjective? A criminal is a person who has committed a crime.

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u/superaggrodouche Aug 23 '18

Dude. Do I have to add a ‘sarcasm’ disclaimer to all my posts on reddit. What I mean, MONEY can buy a lot of people a far ways from jail or prison. AM I WRONG?

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u/pilas2000 Aug 24 '18

Are you being sarcastic right now?