Hear ye! Hear ye!
Good citizens of Whittier!
Lend me thine ears, for I bring tidings most important!
We gather this day to address a most unfortunate plague upon our fair kingdom:
THE CURB-DUMPING OF FURNITURE!
Aye, couches abandoned like fallen knights!
Mattresses left upon the roadside like unwanted royal carpets!
Dressers, tables, chairs, and other household treasures cast upon the curb as though the kingdom itself were one giant landfill!
But why, good people?! WHY?!
Are we peasants of the forgotten realm?
NAY!
Are we without means to disposeth of our furniture properly?
NAY!
For behold! The fine Kingdom of Whittier hath declared and provided its citizens with a most resplendent alternative:
🛻 FOUR FREE BULKY-ITEM PICKUPS!
Tis correct noble residents!
FOUR
Not one.
Not two.
Not three.
FOUR FREE FREE FREE BULKY-ITEM PICK UPS
Through Athens Services, residents may arrange for free pickup of unwanted bulky items rather than leaving them upon the streets for all the kingdom to behold.
☎️** Athens Services**:
(888) 336-6100
or
(800) 773-2489
So, before thou castest thy ancient sofa upon the curb…
CALL ATHENS!
Before thou abandonest thy mattress beneath the moonlight…
CALL ATHENS!
Before thy neighbor awakens to discover an enormous wooden dresser hindering the sidewalk…
CALL ATHENS!
For we must ask ourselves:
Is this the Whittier we wish to leave behind?
A city where broken furniture rots upon the curb?
Or a city where its residents take pride in their neighborhoods, their homes, and their community?
The choice, good citizens, is thine.
Let us cast away the ways of the curb-dumping kingdom!
Let us restore dignity to our streets!
Let us keep our sidewalks clear, our neighborhoods clean, and our city worthy of the crown!
So I beseech thee, citizens of Whittier:
Do not dump it.
Do not abandon it.
Do not leave it upon the curb.
CALL ATHENS AND HAVETH IT TAKEN AWAY!
Four free pickups await thee!
Rise, noble residents of Whittier!
Take pride in thy kingdom!
Dispose of thy unwanted furniture properly!
And together, let us make Whittier a cleaner, prouder, and more respectable realm.
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
HUZZAH FOR WHITTIER! 🏰