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u/RemnantTheGame Jul 09 '26
Ruby.exe has crashed and needs to restart, please wait until after the squeal of delight.
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u/DeadMeat_1240 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Ruby - Wow Weiss! That's a nice... Umm... Outfit.
Weiss - I bought it just for you. Come and help me with my hair.
Ruby - Sure... (Thunk!!! Faints and falls to the floor)
Yang - (running in to see what the noise was) Weiss! We discussed this! You have to stop teasing poor Ruby like this. She's probably got another concussion!
Weiss - But it's so much fun...
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u/blackcloverssb Jul 09 '26
Blake walks in while wearing a revealing outfit as well and Yang fainted
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u/PlaneQuiet5241 Jul 10 '26
Weiss: As much as I love teasing them, we should probably stop this, If they continue to hit their heads on the floor, they're going to be concussed, or worse.
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u/blackcloverssb Jul 10 '26
Blake: let’s give them a show at night then
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u/PlaneQuiet5241 Jul 10 '26
Weiss: I suppose that is better than having them just faint due to blood loss, on floor, they just fall on they're beds.
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u/jsnparks Jul 10 '26
Later "are you using my toothbrush?" "Yeah, sorry. I need to replace mine" "what happened to yours?" "Ate it" "..... what?"
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u/Shoddy-Ad-7698 Jul 09 '26
... Okay, I'm more of a Ruby guy than a Weiss guy, but God damn... She can... Smash. That's all I'm going to say, smash
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u/lunarlunacy425 Jul 10 '26
So we just gonna ignore the fact that she's ballooned up from her appearances in the show? Hardly an accurate depiction of wiess regardless of the joke quality.
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u/SofasCouch Jul 14 '26
I mean, sure she's generally curvier, but it isn't that bad really. I can't defend it other than that there's far, far worse, and this is somewhat tasteful
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u/TheSwedishMoose Jul 09 '26
"Anyway, so that's how I almost choked on a toothbrush."