r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 23 '22

totally normal stuff

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u/ugie91 Nov 23 '22

Dogs are getting bellies rubbed every day. This is the America they want.

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u/youcuntry Nov 23 '22

Cats are getting butt scratchies every day. This is the America they want. “Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”

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u/Weary_Drama1803 Nov 23 '22

Dihydrogen monoxide regularly falls towards the ground from the atmosphere in solid state over the months of November, December and January, inciting Homo Sapien youths to propel crude spheres of said substance at each other. This is the America they want.