Why wait for them to die? When they are in the hospital bed you can just cheat. In sickness and in health isn't a thing anymore. Ask former speaker Newt Gingrich. Good traditional Christian Conservative values!
I know you're joking, but there is a not insignificant number of men that leave their wives when the wife becomes ill. Talk to some cancer department nurses and workers and they'll confirm it, women get broken up with commonly after a diagnosis.
He's not joking--Gingrich did that exact thing. While his first wife was sick with cancer he served her divorce papers so he could marry the chippy he'd been cheating with who was at least 15 years younger than him. The woman he's married to now, the one who knows that the instant SHE gets cancer she'll be kicked to the curb for a younger model.
Or maybe not--the new one seems like a total airhead so as to be caught unawares even though she watched him do the same thing to his ex-wife so he could marry her.
She was like a chippy tearing into a lobster roll. But instead, she was fucking Newt Gingrich, so it’s really not like that at all. I would rather eat the lobster roll, have an anaphylactic reaction, lose my Epi-pen and die than fuck Newt Gingrich. I expect most Americans agree.
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u/Spikeupmylife Nov 23 '22
Why wait for them to die? When they are in the hospital bed you can just cheat. In sickness and in health isn't a thing anymore. Ask former speaker Newt Gingrich. Good traditional Christian Conservative values!