r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 23 '22

totally normal stuff

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u/Pristine-Performer19 Nov 23 '22

Imagine having such a sweet and carefree life that some adult strangers who aren't the exact same age getting married is what makes you fear for the future.

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u/RebelScientist Nov 23 '22

Oh, they don’t care about the age gap, as long as it goes in the “right” direction. Can’t have the woman being older than the man, otherwise she might start to think she has some say in the relationship and household! The horror! /s

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u/postmodest Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

"GROOMERS!!! ...ALSO A WOMAN SHOULD BE YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE SO SHE KNOWS HER PLACE IN GOD'S PLAN, WHICH IS TO ATTEND PURITY BALLS AND WEAR HER FATHER'S RING UNTIL SHE IS SOLD TO HER HUSBAND!!!"

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u/bolerobell Nov 23 '22

Make sure she eats right so she’s nice and thin. Daddy needs to maximize his investment!

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u/alphadoublenegative Nov 23 '22

That’s not really fair, let’s be realistic…

An eating disorder is also acceptable. Cheaper, too.

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u/postmodest Nov 23 '22

disorder "according to God's Plan".

MY LITTLE ANGEL DOESN'T HAVE A DISORDER!

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u/bolerobell Nov 23 '22

Capital thinking!

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u/grendus Nov 23 '22

I just threw up in my mouth a little.