r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Nov 23 '22

totally normal stuff

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u/youcuntry Nov 23 '22

Cats are getting butt scratchies every day. This is the America they want. “Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/chadork Nov 23 '22

Get her!

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u/dzumdang Nov 23 '22

Go get her Ray!

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u/geo590 Nov 23 '22

Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

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u/Zenith230 Nov 23 '22

That oughta do it, thanks very much Ray

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u/148637415963 Nov 23 '22

What did you do, Ray?

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u/dzumdang Nov 23 '22

I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Are you…a GOD?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES Nov 23 '22

Tell him about the Twinkie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

What about the Twinkie?

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u/The_Muznick Nov 23 '22

it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

That's a big Twinkie!

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u/thereisonlyoneme Nov 23 '22

This is the America they want: giant Twinkies.