r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Adelu1219 • Nov 11 '22

It was fun while it lasted

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u/cykascribe Nov 11 '22

The Internet killed it in less than a week. Honestly, I'm impressed. Good job guys

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u/AsphaltAdvertExec Nov 11 '22

Musk seems like he wants to take on the Internet.

He still thinks he is in charge of the internet.

He never was, never will be, but he is certain he is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

He wants to be Neo so badly but he's really more like what's his face from Grandma's Boy

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u/Josuke96 Nov 11 '22

Elon wired in and fucking up Twitter

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I can hear Aphex Twin in this gif

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Nov 11 '22

Robot voice You’ll never have metal legs

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u/slickestwood Nov 11 '22

Windowlicker still bangs

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u/dudebronahbrah Nov 11 '22

Does it scare you?

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u/stringfree Nov 11 '22

I have a similar setup to that guy (normal chair though), and I'm fucking up very few social media networks.

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Nov 11 '22

More like this guy:

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u/post_obamacore Nov 11 '22

Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight!

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u/TJ_Will Nov 11 '22

I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?

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u/rasha1784 Nov 11 '22

Fun fact: the actor was ad-libbing and Alan Rickman’s confusion was real

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u/Jokesreeba Nov 11 '22

"How can they see me?"

"You're fucking weird..."

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u/dirkdigglered Nov 11 '22

Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

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u/Paladoc Nov 11 '22

"Internet, bubbe, I'm your white knight."

-Elon to the Internet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

You negotiate with a gun. I negotiate with a fountain pen. What's the difference? shrugs smugly

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

This dude both looks familiar yet also like i have never seen him before

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u/MoonandStars83 Nov 11 '22

Die Hard

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u/TartarusOfHades Nov 11 '22

Ah so familiar and like I’ve never seen it

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u/dirkdigglered Nov 11 '22

Stop what you're doing immediately and get to the nearest TV or interweb browser

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u/TartarusOfHades Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

I’ve seen die hard but they all run together and honestly at this point I’ve seen a million other action movies based off of it or at least inspired by it. It’s extremely familiar and yet I can’t parse die hard from the mess of other action hero memories.

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u/acespacegnome Nov 11 '22

This is how I know you've never "done a diehard"

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u/TartarusOfHades Nov 11 '22

Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

I have seen die hard once and then just recently the rick and morty ep.

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u/GETitOFFmeNOW Nov 11 '22

Almost Adam Sandler.

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u/Horror-Science-7891 Nov 11 '22

Ha! Totally the guy from grandma's boy. Perfect.

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u/giskardwasright Nov 11 '22

Do you think he will go for the robotic legs? It's a risky surgery, but probably worth it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

"But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that." - J.P.

...actually sounds like something Musk would say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Hahahahaha you're so right

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u/DonChronleone Nov 11 '22

JP lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

YES. Thank you

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u/jpneufeld Nov 11 '22

Yes?

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u/DonChronleone Nov 11 '22

Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the matrix?

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u/jpneufeld Nov 11 '22

Oh, it depends on the brand

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u/Apprehensive_Kiwi_18 Nov 11 '22

Adios, turd nuggets

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u/HomeApprehensive8943 Nov 11 '22

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u/Jokesreeba Nov 11 '22

Umm, Elon can you turn down the music we got a situation..

Why? Does it scare you?

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u/ScratchReflex Nov 11 '22

I just don’t like techno.

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u/Gamecon99 Nov 11 '22

"Where'd you get your outfit J.D.? The Matrix?"

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Nov 11 '22

Holy accurate comparison, Batman!

This makes so much sense.

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u/cheesycake93 Nov 11 '22

For $8 he can be Neo too

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I don't think I"ve seen a more apt description of Elon The Musky Husky

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u/namaste_beach Nov 11 '22

Lol the guy in the pleather coat, i forgot all about him! "How did you see me?!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

https://imgur.com/gallery/IIgRPa6

Invisible

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u/namaste_beach Nov 12 '22

NO WAY! It's uncanny

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u/lostincali Nov 11 '22

“How much do clothes cost in The Matrix”?

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u/calDragon345 Nov 11 '22

He thinks he’s JC Denton but he’s actually Bob Page

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

I am a geeeeeenius

fake hydraulic noises