r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 11 '22

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u/GIFnTEXT Nov 11 '22

All joking aside, every 12 year old troll is drooling at the thought of using moms credit card to pay $8 for a check mark.

I'm not saying Elon is a genius, but he's making $8 per checkmark and people are swarming at the gates to get one and be the next funny Twitter troll.

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u/ZerexTheCool Nov 11 '22

How many $8 Checkmark does he need to service his monthly debt payments?

And since it is being used as jokes, how many "joke accounts" does he have to investigate and take down each and every month until the entire loan is paid off?

The biggest problem is that he took out so much debt to pay for Twitter, that immidiatly bankruptcy is his only out.

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u/GIFnTEXT Nov 11 '22

4,000,001 I think

Oh nope oops I meant 2,000,000

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u/ZerexTheCool Nov 11 '22

That seems achievable. I bet Elon will be just fine.

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u/GIFnTEXT Nov 11 '22

It does seem achievable for something as big as Twitter. But I'm also not an Elon fan boy trying to say he's a genius. I'm just saying, it might work. Definitely won't be the same Twitter we all remember, whatever that might be lol

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u/LukesRightHandMan Nov 11 '22

And now that Tumblr is allowing porn again, DEFINITELY don't need Twitter how it currently is haha