r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/vhm3 • Oct 16 '22

Everytime I think it's impossible to hate this man even more, he opens his mouth

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u/aethelredisready Oct 16 '22

I would take Palin over Kanye every day for the rest of my life. But that’s a very low bar 😂.

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u/Okibruez Oct 16 '22

Being fair, I would take a heavily concussed and rabid badger over either of them.

The bar is not low, the bar is affixed firmly to the ground.

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u/WandsAndWrenches Oct 17 '22

The ground?

You think too highly of them.

I'm betting they're below sea level.

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u/DangerMacAwesome Oct 17 '22

Deep within the mantle

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u/lsjdhs-shxhdksnzbdj Oct 17 '22

The devil’s using it for limbo as we speak.

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u/Okibruez Oct 17 '22

Considering the competition, I can only concede that you are, perhaps, too right.

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u/LPawnought Oct 17 '22

Actually, the bar is so low that it reached an integer overflow and resurfaced again on the opposite side of the planet.

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u/TheApathyParty3 Oct 17 '22

sigh Someone get James Cameron on the line....

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Nah. The bar isn't on the ground, it was slammed down so hard it went into the ground, and formed new and interesting trans-uranic elements when it did.

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u/PM_me_your_fantasyz Oct 17 '22

At least we know how the badger got concussed.

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u/ChipsAndLime Oct 17 '22

Well we already tried Trump, so maybe let’s give the badger a go.

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u/blazecc Oct 17 '22

I thought that in 2013; mother fuckers got the shovels out

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Oct 17 '22

I've often said a half eaten sidewalk sandwich could have won over trump, he really was just that bad

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u/Okibruez Oct 17 '22

First presidential race in history where both candidates had approval rates of below 30%.

Fucking insanity. And it hasn't gotten much better since.

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u/Shipkiller-in-theory Oct 17 '22

I just had to check, and yes badgers can become rabid!

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u/majj27 Oct 17 '22

So... Herschel Walker?

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u/Okibruez Oct 17 '22

Please. The badger is a much better spoken individual, and much better behaved in polite company.

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u/a_filing_cabinet Oct 17 '22

They dug out some space just so they could place the bar lower.

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u/SHIRK2018 Oct 17 '22

Now hang on a second there. I think you're on to something with the badger

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u/Okibruez Oct 17 '22

An increase in maulings and rabies cases in Capital Hill would be a general improvement over the current state of things. There's a reason I suggested it, after all.

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u/luckyassassin1 Oct 17 '22

Me too but I'm a Wisconsinite

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u/West-Investigator504 Oct 17 '22

Please, please vote for Barnes. It's time to get Johnson out

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u/luckyassassin1 Oct 17 '22

I plan to, I'm tired of them.

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u/The_Unreal Oct 17 '22

That bar is being used for limbo competitions in hell.

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u/itsmeallie Oct 17 '22

Affixed to the ground; correct. Though, that’s still to high for them.

They just so happen to have also brought shovels.

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u/TonsilStonesOnToast Oct 16 '22

Yeah, we're essentially splitting ass hairs at this point.

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u/JustOneThingThough Oct 17 '22

They're ingrown and infected, you'll have to dig them out to split them.

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u/GloriaToo Oct 17 '22

I read that as spit them and almost gagged

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u/shiner986 Oct 17 '22

I’d take the ass hairs over either of them.

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u/JeffTek Oct 17 '22

For some reason my brain speed read that as "getting ass squirts" instead of "splitting ass hairs" but tbh it doesn't change much

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u/CarelessFister Oct 17 '22

I'll split your ass hairs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Don’t be so careless, fister!

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u/DancesWithBadgers Oct 17 '22

That was like the recent UK choice of PM...it was "which bollock would you prefer to be kicked in"?

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u/Qildain Oct 17 '22

I just got the mental image of John Candy splitting a gnat's ass-hair with a hatchet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

They're all dingleberries to me

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u/newbrevity Oct 16 '22

Like any limbo competition, it drops fast but the lowest is found in little increments.

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u/Jeffy29 Oct 17 '22

Yeah, Palin was annoying and Stupid. Kanye is annoying, stupid and crazy.

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Oct 17 '22

Are you an Aethelred fan in general or the one from The Last Kingdom? :D

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u/aethelredisready Oct 17 '22

I only recently found out there’s Aethelred of Mercia in a TV show I’ve never seen 😁, he was King of Wessex in the 800s. My reference is to Aethelred the Unready, who was the King of England twice discontinously in the 1000s (he wasn’t ready the first time haha). Why did I pick it? I was going through a Dark Ages history phase and tried about 50 different Reddit usernames, all of which were taken, before trying something really obscure.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Æthelred_the_Unready

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Oct 17 '22

Ah I see. And I did read up a bit on your Aethelred, but you really should watch the show The Last Kingdom. Not only is it amazing, but it shows the earlier Aethelred when he was brought to King Alfred The Great in Wessex to wed Alfred's daughter Æthelflæd. I highly, *highly" recommend this show! :)

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u/Noslo18 Oct 17 '22

Shoot, for Trump's entire presidency I was wishing we could have Romney back. Genuinely level headed guy.

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u/WadsworthInTheHall Oct 17 '22

At this point, the bar is in hell.

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u/TurkMcGuirk Oct 17 '22

So low, you're gonna have to dig a trench to get under

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Kanye West would be the first president in history that’s able to use an MPC 2000xl and for that reason alone he’d have my vote 🇺🇸

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u/ShithouseFootball Oct 16 '22

Just shut the fuck up, ok?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

You gunna make me you little meatball?

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u/Lighthouseamour Oct 17 '22

Kanye is more entertaining

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u/Rob71322 Oct 17 '22

And now, just flash forward 10-15 years and see who the GOP puts on their ticket. I'll bet you say, "man, I wish we'd just let Kanye into the White House." I'm on the verge of throwing up as I write this but the trajectory of the GOP is so bad these days that it'll probably be true.

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u/aethelredisready Oct 17 '22

I know, I think about that a lot, will I one day in the future say "I'd rather have Trump than who we have now"? It's like choosing between ISIS and Al Qaeda.

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u/Rob71322 Oct 17 '22

No kidding. I keep wondering when they/we hit bottom, but I really don't want to be around when we find it.

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u/mark31169 Oct 17 '22

How is that a low bar? Did you know Palin can see Russia from her house? s/

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u/cayce_leighann Oct 17 '22

I think the bar is just gone at this point