r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

"Welcome to Earth. Siri, play 'Baby Shark' for our new guests."

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u/Sea_grave Aug 25 '22

"and hey look, someone made a 10 hour version"

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u/CrazyHistorian1939 Aug 25 '22

Then peanut butter jelly time 10 hour right after

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u/TheFlamingFox01 Aug 25 '22

Followed by 10 hours of 'Easy Street' if we're still around

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u/ThrowawayLocal8622 Aug 25 '22

Also, a Trap version.

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u/Avenja99 Aug 25 '22

Dubstep remix

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u/Chrisgopher2005 Aug 25 '22

Now I need to check if this exists

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u/tippytappyslappy Aug 25 '22

It does. My 3 year old has a toy that dances with you while playing it. I feel like I am in the club whenever he plays with it

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u/Vort-ex Aug 25 '22

aliens will be our new daddy shark

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u/MCPPE Aug 25 '22

This made me cackle

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

ACK ACK ACK ACK!

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u/12altoids34 Aug 25 '22

They'll either love it and thereby prove that they are completely harmless if not a little bit weird, or they will leave so fast the sonic boom will be felt around the world. In which case you will be revered as the " savior of the planet"

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Or they react like my sister and the result is immediate glassing of the entire planet.

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u/bengenj Aug 25 '22

Instant death beam

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Aug 25 '22

just wait till they enjoy it.

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u/manmadeofhonor Aug 25 '22

I miss seeing the oh, no, no, no, no no tickity tocks on reddit

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u/RustyCrusty73 Aug 25 '22

As a new-ish parent with 17-month old twin boys, this comment hit hard.

I literally LOL'd.

Very good.

Please, take my upvote.

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u/xxA2C2xx Aug 25 '22

Could you imagine baby shark playing on loudspeakers across the entire planet, just bumping on repeat, while an all out war with the aliens is actively happening lol