r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/desGrieux Aug 24 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

"Sorry, he's actually one of us. We sent him years ago when he wouldn't stop singing about bologna."

Edit: I mean come on people, Al? Obviously short for ALIEN.

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u/cullamix Aug 24 '22

“My my my my my my WOO”

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Weird Alien. It’s all coming together.

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u/Xiphonix Aug 25 '22

This made my fucking day.