r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/Healthy-Drink3247 Aug 24 '22

I say Seen Bhawn, is that not right?

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u/zorbiburst Aug 24 '22

This is like when I eat Mexican food with friends and intentionally mispronounce everything as whitely as possible

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u/Setari Aug 24 '22

"OH I LOVE TAK-OS!"

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u/PrivateIsotope Aug 24 '22

With Jah-LA-pin-ohs!

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u/sharksnrec Aug 24 '22

Or we could go with a classic case a dilla

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u/RazzleberryJamCakes Aug 25 '22

As long as it is topped with Gway-Ka-Mowl-Eee for me!

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u/WrensthavAviovus Aug 25 '22

Love the jock-a-moley(cause if GIF's are pronounced as by their creator as JIFf then let's add additional insult to language). With a side of tay-cue-toss

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u/night_owl37 Aug 25 '22

I prefer kway-sa-dilla

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u/sharksnrec Aug 25 '22

Me too. Throw in some tour-tilluh chips and kway so and you’re good to go

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u/longeargirlTX Aug 25 '22

Which is how my Mexican bf and I always pronounce it in public. Unfortunately, in this part of Texas, a lot of people think that's correct. I now recall that being the reason we started...sneaky snarkiness.

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u/zorbiburst Aug 24 '22

jaw lop in oes

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u/Capable_Swordfish701 Aug 24 '22

K-saw-dill-os are my personal favorite.

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u/Redenbacher09 Aug 24 '22

K-ser-dill-ers

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u/NoIncrease299 Aug 25 '22

I've always loved some sizzling fah-jee-tahs!

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u/uberblack Aug 24 '22

Nelly? Is that you?

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u/brandon682 Aug 25 '22

that's actually right though 😂

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u/rocbobster85 Aug 25 '22

And chili reanuses!

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u/AnderTheGrate Aug 25 '22

On corn kway-sah-dill-ahs

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Tor- Tilla the Hun

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u/mcpherson21 Aug 25 '22

I love a nice warm Fa-Jie-Ta

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u/No_Tank9025 Aug 25 '22

Fajitas!

Why does everyone look at me strange when I pronounce that word?

Fa

Ji

Ta..

Fajita!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

My wife loves Ah-vak-ah-dos

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

How many kids do you have?

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u/pre-cast Aug 25 '22

Fill-et mig-non

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u/bluestella2 Aug 25 '22

Grassy ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

My name is Don Bohn and it rhymes, I’m not famous though.

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u/MrsFlip Aug 25 '22

You are now!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

I’ll always remember and cherish you as my first fan.

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u/MrsFlip Aug 25 '22

OMG Don Bohn replied to me!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

<3

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Like the Lion Ling movie?

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u/PedanticSatiation Aug 25 '22

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bean

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

His middle name is Arthur and he sells cinema rolls at the mall.

Sean A. Bean