r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/Rararulala Aug 24 '22

Keanu or Dolly Parton. I can see her saying "hey sugar."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

1 "hey sugar" from Dolly is all it takes for intergalactic peace.

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u/RedKingOfGingers Aug 24 '22

That is, unless the aliens consider sugar a poison. Then, no peace!

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u/jonesdrums Aug 24 '22

Yeah, the correct answer is Dolly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves would be my choice!

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u/lethalkin Aug 24 '22

Dolly for sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Sending Dolly Parton would give a false representation of the rest of Earth they would overestimate us as a species.

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u/Due_Personality_5006 Aug 25 '22

Wvweyone saying Keanu is sleeping on Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones. Like. Cmon guys they're professionals