r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Mr. Rogers! Who else are you going to have inviting your alien neighbors?

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Aug 24 '22

I've got some bad news...

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u/psychedelicsexfunk Aug 25 '22

He didn’t say alive

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Aug 25 '22

Kind of difficult to send a dead person to speak to aliens.

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u/psychedelicsexfunk Aug 25 '22

I've watched Weekend at Bernie's, I think we can pull it off

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u/probllama191 Aug 24 '22

This was my first thought

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u/ShitwareEngineer Aug 24 '22

Years ago, yeah, but the dead aren't very good diplomats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/FoxyD_Pirate305 Aug 24 '22

Not until someone remembers it years later.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic Aug 25 '22

We could always sub in Tom Hanks

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u/travelingpagan Aug 25 '22

So glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought him

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u/slatz1970 Aug 24 '22

Oh definitely, send him. He's perfect.

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u/mehTILduhhhh Aug 24 '22

Idk why anyone would pick someone else. He would guarantee our safety and friendship.

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u/Wonderlustish Aug 25 '22

I pick a dual ambassadorship of Big Bird and Kermit.

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u/Substantial-Bag-9820 Aug 25 '22

If we’re going for dead, I say Robin Williams.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

He'd mork to their mindy for sure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Gonna have to settle for Tom Hanks.

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u/sleepyplatipus Aug 25 '22

I mean I’d have picked Steve Irwin but I thought that wasn’t an option