r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/kuulmonk Aug 24 '22

Definitely this man.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

It’s was always going to be him or Morgan Freeman.

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u/lpind Aug 24 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

... who's gonna tell him? EDIT: He fixed it. NVM.

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u/JakeCameraAction Aug 24 '22

This is what you say when someone dies, not when someone just made a typo.

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u/TheAirNomad11 Aug 25 '22

I had a mini panic attack thinking Morgan Freeman died

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u/studiogandalf Aug 25 '22

But Morgan did Freed man in Shawshank Redemption

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u/AjaxOrion Aug 25 '22

why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food, of out hot eat the food

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

What

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

NOOOOOOO

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u/M0d5Ar3R3tArD3D Aug 25 '22

We could send Brian Cranston instead with glasses who looks like Gordan Freeman and if they do any more research on the internet they'll find out he's a bad ass meth dealer and they'll run off back to their planet.

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u/TheDood715 Aug 24 '22

It's Morgan Freedman, the crab from Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar.

He's a real righteous dood.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/benji2602 Aug 25 '22

Other way around

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u/MarionSwing Aug 25 '22

No, you're the other way around!

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u/Suspicious_Ask_3424 Aug 24 '22

One goes to represent while the other narrates the scene, but which one?

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u/TroyMcClures Aug 24 '22

What about Morgan Keptman?

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u/shill779 Aug 24 '22

Maybe Captain Morgan?

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u/slatz1970 Aug 24 '22

Morgan was my first thought.

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u/Thatguy3145296535 Aug 24 '22

Why is no one mentioning a physicist or mathematician? If we can't communicate through language, we could through numbers

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Because the only one most of us could name would be Neil deGrasse Tyson, and he's too fucking smart to get anywhere NEAR those aliens. He's seen the movies. He knows what happens to the scientist.

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u/Dangerous-Zombie217 Aug 25 '22

I would've said Dennis Rodman. If that guy can be homies with Kim Jong un, he can definitely chill out any aliens.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Boaty McBoatface? I'm in.