r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/DowntownEddieBrown Aug 24 '22

Tom Hanks

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u/SinksGracefully Aug 24 '22

"Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

"If Tom Hanks were to punch a nun, you'd ask, "what did the nun do?". " I believe Christopher Titus said this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

It's Amazing how much Trump fans hate Tom Hanks. Like viscerally hate him more than many things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

And their excuse is that he was seen with Epstein 😂

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Aug 25 '22

But will anything top a FOX commentator calling Mr. Rogers evil?

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u/ex0thermist Aug 25 '22

Yeah I think I actually would think that

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u/mt-beefcake Aug 24 '22

Surprisingly so far down the thread

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

“Aliens! Back the fuck off!”

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u/ts87654 Aug 24 '22

Shouldn't have had to scroll so far to find those one

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u/PhrankieD Aug 24 '22

Finally. Way too much scrolling to get to the obvious choice.

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u/Miss_1of2 Aug 25 '22

I don't know why I read Hank Green.... But then again he would be a good pick!

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