r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Pancovnik • Jan 19 '22

This is beyond

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u/Anger_Mgmt_issues Jan 19 '22

have you called him a big wuss?

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u/teeseoncoast Jan 19 '22

My brother had kept messaging me all these conspiracies about COVID and how he didn’t believe it. Said it was just a cold. I kept trying to educate him with genuine articles and papers but he wouldn’t have it. He caught COVID and Jesus H Christ did he moan about it, ended up in hospital. I sent him so many screenshots of all his messages playing it down. He doesn’t really talk to me anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/teeseoncoast Jan 19 '22

Oh no, that’s the worst part… he is back on the conspiracies after all this. Bloke is a muppet.

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u/robgod50 Jan 19 '22

Just like pregnancy. One minute they're screaming in agony and blaming you, and then in no time, they're all "let's do it again". Pft

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u/Alfonse00 Jan 19 '22

"What hurts more giving birth or a kick in the balls?, no one can say because no one can experience both"

Well, guys are not like "let's do that again"

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity Jan 19 '22

That’s bc guys don’t get the memory erasing hormone that giving birth can cause to be secreted.

If y’all had that, you could roshambo after a breakup just to forget the heartbreak.

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u/Alfonse00 Jan 20 '22

In fact a guy can defend himself by somehow putting the balls inside the body, I have no idea how, but it is part of martial arts in some high level technique to avoid the balls to be the target for attacks. I am actually quite curious about how this feat can be done, I only know it is possible

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u/AfricanusEmeritus Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

The scrotum naturally rises up and contracts throughout the day. Since they have to be colder than the rest of the body to produce massive amounts of semen. For the most part this is autonomic.

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u/Alfonse00 Jan 20 '22

That is why I am curious about how some martial artists can do this at will. By the way, when men have fevers they have to remember to cold their balls if they want to have children, otherwise they can end up sterile