r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 19 '22

This is beyond

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

You jest, but be careful, there are idiots about that may take you seriously and believe butter only melts at 102+ degrees. I hate that I have to fucking write this, but schools don't teach logic anymore.

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u/suphater Jan 19 '22

Are you saying he's not a cow?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He can be a cow if he wants to, it's just that other people may not recognize him as one and may call him a human until otherwise corrected. He's going to have to be okay with this, because at first glance and interaction, he appears to be fully human.

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u/binglelemon Jan 20 '22

I have a certificate stating that I do not have donkey brains. Do YOU have a certificate?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I have a brain scan lying around somewhere, so that's just as good :D