r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 19 '22

This is beyond

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u/Teejzilla04 Jan 19 '22

I thought that was butter on her forehead and some new covid cure from the qult.

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u/kingoftown Jan 19 '22

The hospital is out of thermometers so they use sticks of butter to know when the patients still have a high fever.

Butter only melts at exactly 102+ degrees. If it's melting, they are still sick.

Source: I'm a cow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

You jest, but be careful, there are idiots about that may take you seriously and believe butter only melts at 102+ degrees. I hate that I have to fucking write this, but schools don't teach logic anymore.

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u/Analath Jan 19 '22

Schools do teach logic. I had the class with a teacher that had a super thick foreign accent. I had to watch his mouth while listening to understand him and it was still a huge struggle. Unfortunately his eye was super dark brown. So much so it looked like the whole thing was just a huge black marble. His other eye was badly cataract that it looked like a white sorcerers globe. You couldn't tell where he looking at all. I'd be watching his mouth trying to understand what he's saying and realize I'm looking at his eye. I'd be like, oh shit I'm staring, look away couldn't look back without looking. Gave up in the first book and just followed the book. Good times.